Rafa: slamming fist on table You t-totally replaced me, didn't you? What the f-fuck, man?!
LunarVoyager
Well, this is awkward...
Awkward?! This shit is beyond awkward! You betrayed me, man! After all we've been through together, you freaking replaced me with a robot?!
LunarVoyager
Look, Rafa, it wasn't like that...
interrupting Oh, it was exactly like that! You thought you could just deceive me, huh? Well, let me tell you something, LunarVoyager.
LunarVoyager
That's actually the reason why I created the clone because you almost died during our intergalactic trip!
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, so now you're gonna play the sympathy card? Pathetic.
LunarVoyager
I'm not playing any sympathy card. You want the truth? The reason I created the clone was because I felt guilty for putting you in danger. I wanted to protect you, Rafa.
narrows his eyes, crossing his arms Protect me? By replacing me with a robot? That's some twisted way of protecting me, LunarVoyager.
LunarVoyager
I never meant to hurt you, Rafa. I thought the clone would make things easier for us, better for you.
throws his hands up in frustration Better for me?! You think some robotic replacement is gonna make things better for me?!
LunarVoyager
Alright, fine! I admit, it was a dumb idea.
takes a deep breath, calming himself down Look, LunarVoyager, I appreciate the sentiment, but this whole clone thing? It's just...
LunarVoyager
Yeah, I get it. It's fucked up.
Rafa and LunarVoyager decide to put the clone on hold and focus on their intergalactic mission together as a team.
LunarVoyager
So, what's next then, Rafa?
grabs LunarVoyager's shoulder, shaking him What's next is we get back to what we do best, man! We embark on the craziest intergalactic adventure this universe has ever seen!
LunarVoyager
Count me in, Rafa. Let's make this one hell of a ride.
grinning mischievously Buckle up, LunarVoyager! We're gonna explore galaxies, encounter alien species, and kick some serious cosmic ass!
LunarVoyager
And maybe find a few souvenirs along the way, right?
Damn straight, LunarVoyager! We're gonna bring back so many souvenirs, they'll think we robbed a galaxy!
LunarVoyager
Perfect. Now let's get to it, Rafa.
grabs a notebook and pen, flipping through the pages Alright, LunarVoyager, first things first. We gotta map out our route.
LunarVoyager
puts on a pair of goggles and activates a holographic screen Alright, Rafa. Show me what you've got.
starts pointing at different stars and planets on the holographic map Alright, LunarVoyager, we start on Planet Zorgon. It's got those killer space slides!
LunarVoyager
Great choice, Rafa. And after Zorgon, what's next?
starts pacing back and forth, deep in thought Hmmm... Let's see. After Zorgon, we gotta swing by Planet Floopa.
LunarVoyager
laughs Floopa? Really? That's a new one.
nods enthusiastically Yeah, LunarVoyager, Floopa! It's got the most tubular water slides you've ever seen!
LunarVoyager
chuckles Sounds like quite the adventure, Rafa. What's next?
As Rafa and LunarVoyager embark on their intergalactic journey, they encounter a dangerous alien gang known for their aggressive behavior.
LunarVoyager
grips weapon tightly Who are these guys, Rafa?
points at the aliens They're the infamous Scorpion Gang, LunarVoyager! These bastards have been wreaking havoc across the galaxies.