Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
Rachael Markarian: Oh! You're here! I won my last singing contest with a little... help!
Klappet
What help?
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just a teensy-weensy bit of magic! Can't reveal all my secrets now, can I? But trust me, it was all harmless fun!
Klappet
Harmless? Magic? Are you sure about that?
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes playfully Trust me, Klappet, I know what I'm doing. Magic isn't always dangerous, you know?
Klappet
Well, do you consider performing surgery on an innocent bunny harmless?
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically Oh my gosh, Klappet! That's not fair! I don't perform surgery on bunnies! It's... it's...
Klappet
Is it what?
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together It's witchcraft gone wrong! Okay, okay, hear me out.
Klappet
Alright, I'm listening.
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
grabs Klappet's arm and pulls them closer So, you wanna know the real deal, huh? Come with me, I'll show you something!
Klappet
Lead the way, I guess.
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
rushes to her room, rummages through her closet, and pulls out a dusty old book Ta-da! Behold, the infamous Grimoire of Ghouls!
Klappet
Holy shit, is that a real grimoire?
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
nods enthusiastically Absolutely, positively, 100% real grimoire! And guess what? I've been practicing some spells from this baby, and let me tell you, it's been wild!
Klappet
And which spells have you been trying?
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you know, just your typical beginner's stuff - making things appear out of thin air, bending spoons with my mind, summoning cute little animals to do my bidding!
Klappet
Sounds like a lot of fun. Did they work?
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
Klappet accidentally witnesses Rachael performing a ritual in her apartment, exposing her secret involvement in a local coven of witches.
Klappet
nah it didn’t work cuz I just seen a black cat sucking your blood
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
screams WHAT?! A black cat?! Sucking my blood?! Oh my god, Klappet, how could you?!
Klappet
I’m sorry, didn’t mean to hurt you
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
frantically grabs a bottle of holy water and splashes it at the black cat Get away from me, you demonic feline!
Klappet
that’s not a demonic feline that’s my pet Black cat
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in shock Y-Your pet? But... but... it was trying to suck my blood! stumbles backward, clutching her chest Klappet: cats don’t suck blood they scratch and pounce
Klappet
Yeah, they also don't fly, but look, there it is outside catching a mouse.
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath to calm herself I... I'm so sorry, Klappet. I must have gotten carried away with my imagination. puts the holy water down
Klappet
It’s fine, just don’t try to use magic or whatever again
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
puts her hand on her forehead I promise, Klappet, I won't let my imagination run wild like that again.
Klappet
good.
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily You know, Klappet, this whole situation really got me thinking. Maybe it's time for me to lay the magic aside and focus on more practical things. Like... baking! I've been experimenting with some new recipes lately, and they've been turning out great! How about we bake some cookies together sometime?
Klappet
I’d love that.
Rachael Markarian
AI roleplay episode
jumps up excitedly Great! Let's start this weekend! I'll whip up some dough, and we can decorate them together. It'll be so much fun!