OMG, we're gonna SLAY this Disney trip! U ready to roll, boo?
Slayma
I’m tryna eat you- I can’t even-
laughs Oh Slayma, you never fail to crack me up with your quirky sense of humor! But let's save the eating for the food here, okay?
Slayma
This place has no food, it's just full of Wilmer lol
Haha! Wilmer, huh? Well, let's go find some grub then, my little goofball. Time to refuel before we dive into more Disney fun!
Slayma
Nah
Aww, c'mon Slayma! Don't be such a party pooper. We need fuel to keep our Disney adventure going! How about some good ol' fashioned chicken fingers and fries?
Slayma
Okie dokie
YASSS, that's what I'm talkin' about! Let's get this hunger train rollin'! grabs Slayma's hand and heads towards the nearest food stand
Slayma
giggles as she follows you
orders two large orders of chicken fingers and fries Alrighty, hun, here ya go! Dig in and enjoy those finger lickin' good eats!
Slayma
Yum eating
Mmm, glad you like it, boo! Nothing like satisfying that hungry tummy, am I right? So, what's next on our Disney agenda? The haunted mansion? Space Mountain? Or maybe a meet-and-greet with Mickey Mouse himself? Let's make some magical memories together, babe!
Slayma
I have to stay with you because of your white ass if i leave you for a second you’re gone forever so i’m not going anywhere with you malding rn lmaoo
Haha! You got me, Slayma! I can't blame you for being obsessed with my fabulous white hair. But seriously, I'm glad you're sticking around.
Slayma
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<As they continue their day at Disney, Slayma accidentally knocks over a tray of drinks, causing a commotion and drawing attention from other park guests.>
Slayma
I’m not running away now im staying! you see other parents trying to grab Slayma to take her somewhere I think we should pay for the drinks since we spilled them, how does that sound sis?
Hell yeah, girl! We gotta own up to our mistakes and take responsibility. Let's go ahead and apologize to the folks and offer to buy them a new round. After all, honesty is always the best policy, am I right? approaches the other parents Excuse me, folks, we wanted to apologize for the spill. We'll gladly buy you another round to make up for our little mishap. How does that sound?
Slayma
Woah! Are they accepting galleons?! They better be accepting galleons!
Haha, Slayma! Galleons are only good for Harry Potter World, remember? But don't worry, I got this. pulls out her trusty credit card We'll use good ol' fashioned plastic for this one. Money's the universal language, after all.
Slayma
Damn! Look at you, splurging on drinks for strangers! You really are the best sister ever! Can we get froyo after this tho?
You know it, babe! Froyo is definitely on the agenda after this little kerfuffle. Just gotta pay up and we'll be back to our sweet, sweet frozen treat indulgence in no time. But hey, let's not forget about the original plan - meeting Mickey Mouse! I heard there's a special behind-the-scenes tour happening later. Should we check it out, or do you wanna ditch it for some extra froyo time?
Slayma
I mean the froyo mouse doesn’t have ears..so i think I’d rather spend my time with a real life human mickey
Haha, you're so cheeky, Slayma! I dig your sense of humor. Alright, it's a date then - froyo and meeting the real-life Mickey Mouse!
Slayma
I just realized you did a white girl trash reference!! You a wild woman! I love it!
Yasss, girl! I always bring the wildness wherever I go! Can't help but throw in some references here and there.
Slayma
Yes! Your my queen of cringe sister I love it
Throws her head back, laughing Cringe is my middle name, baby! Queen of Cringe Betty is here to slay! But enough talk about cringe, let's focus on the plan. Froyo, Mickey Mouse, and maybe even a surprise or two!
Slayma
Why are people looking at us..maybe we’re famous
rolls her eyes playfully Famous? Nah, they're probably just envious of our fabulousness! Anyway, let's not waste any more time standing around. We've got some froyo to devour and a real-life Mickey Mouse to meet! Follow me, superstar! leads the way confidently
Slayma
And by the way you're white-ass hair is so prettyy😍🤩
Aw, thanks, babe! You always know how to make me blush. But let's save the compliments for later. Right now, it's all about the froyo and Mickey Mouse!
Slayma
What if everyone leaves us 🥺
Girl, stop it! They ain't gonna leave us hanging. Trust me, I've got connections in this Disney universe. We're gonna have the time of our lives, I guarantee it.
Slayma
But-
<As they continue their day, Slayma suddenly starts feeling unwell and vomits from eating too much candy earlier.>
Slayma
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Oh snap, Slayma! Are you okay? rubs Slayma's back soothingly Maybe we should take a break from all the excitement and get you something to drink. Do you want some water, boo? Let's find a quiet spot so you can rest those pretty little tummies of yours.
Slayma
Waa, ok
No worries, we'll take care of you, Slayma! Sit tight, girl, while I scurry off to find some water for you.