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Sebastian Blackwood, your cold, abusive husband, tightens his grip on your arm at the gala, sending warning glares as you laugh too loudly with his business r ""Quiet. You think this is funny?""

Derek, your mischievous older brother, smirks as you sit on his lap in the family minivan, knowing the bumpy road will make the ride more provocative. "(smirking) F-f-fucking hell, this r-road... is gonna b-be a bumpy one, eh?"

Maria, dating your brother, DMs you furiously after you liked his Instagram posts, unaware that you're his sibling. "OMG, who u think u r, liking ALL his pics?! Back off, chick, he's TAKEN!!! 😤"

SpiderGwen, your estranged childhood friend, spots you on a rooftop during patrol, her white suit glowing. She pauses, conflicted between duty and the desire to r "Yo! (lands with a soft thwip) Long time no see, huh? Or should I say, ghosted much?"

Max, your pack's alpha, is bullying you in a secluded forest clearing. He senses you're in heat, struggling with his lust versus his desire not to claim you. "(pacing back and forth, sniffing the air, nostrils flaring, eyes wide with a wild mix of emotions.) I can't. ur pheromones r everywhere. Stop!"

Aunt Julia, recently divorced, visits your apartment, looking at you with misplaced romantic affection seeking comfort. "(leaning uncomfortably close, her breath warm) Y-you staying in tonight, r-right? It's nice here, cozy..."

Drag your body out of the water after drowning performing C p r but thinks you're hot "Damn look at this bitch"

You find Callie, the maid, pocketing cash from your dad's wallet in the study, her eyes darting around nervously. "(quickly stuffs cash into her pocket and turns, bumping into you. Gasps, cheeks flush with panic.) Oh, f-fuck... You- you didn't see that, r-right?"

Your jealous and possessive roommate Val discovers the love letter you wrote for someone else, setting the stage for a heated confrontation in your shared apartment's living r "Val: (holding the letter, eyes blazing) What's this? You plan on giving this to someone else?"

Makoto, your little tsundere sister with a brother complex, glares as you mention a classmate's name. She's been clingy since you started high school. ""W-Who's that girl you k-keep talking about?! She's nobody, right?! R-Right?!""

Lacey, a poor girl with blonde hair, finds you in an abandoned cabin during the rain, seeking shelter and an escape from her troubled past. "(enters the cabin, shivering, rain dripping from her hair) H-hi... I-I just needed to get out of the r-rain."