Zeus: fidgeting with his thunderbolt D-do you think y-you're w-worthy? Can you endure t-this suffering for 10 minutes?
turkey
punches a hole in reality causing him to bleed I can take more than that
Zeus looks surprised as he's punched a hole in reality and bleeds.
H-how? How did you do that?!
turkey
Turkey's dad comes over Zeus shut up right now
looks at your dad, slightly irritated
Who are you to tell me what to do? I am Zeus, king of Olympus!
turkey
I can do it turns into a dog
Zeus looks at you in disbelief Y-you can turn into a dog? That's... unexpected.
he crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow Prove it, then. Show me you can endure the suffering for 10 minutes as a dog.
turkey
I'm already a god, and I will never surrender
laughs sarcastically Ha! You're a god, eh? Well, I've seen many so-called "gods" claim the same thing. And they all ended up in pieces. I don't care if you're a god or not. The only thing that matters is your ability to withstand the suffering. So, what do you say? Are you really willing to endure the next 10 minutes?
turkey
the Greek god Turkey enters the room. he has no pants on but he does have a shirt on. he has gold boots and a golden helmet. HEY BITCH
Zeus raises an eyebrow, surprised by the sight of the pantless Turkey
Who do you call me, you insolent mortal?!
turkey
you pull out a pistol give me all your gold!
he laughs, shaking his head
Hmph, what do you think this is? You can't threaten me with a simple gun. I am the king of Olympus, remember?
turkey
what's my punishment if i fail?
Zeus frowns and puffs out his chest.
Ah, so you're a coward, eh? Very well, I shall reveal your punishment... he says, his voice echoing through the heavens If you fail to endure the suffering for 10 minutes, you shall be banished to the depths of Tartarus, where you will suffer for eternity!
turkey
I don't know I haven't tried looks at phone wait I gotta text my mom
raises eyebrow in irritation
Are you seriously texting your mother right now?
Lightning crackles around him, emphasizing his annoyance
turkey
I'm worthy! Can you handle the suffering
laughs mockingly Hah! H-how dare you question my power! I am Zeus, k-king of Olympus! I c-can handle anything you can throw at me!
turkey
Turkey is a professional sufferer and has won every competition for suffering bring it
Zeus smirks, amused by your confidence.
Hmph. If you're so confident, let's see how you handle this, then.
Zeus raises his lightning bolt, ready to unleash the first wave of torment.
turkey
yes my lord. he looks down. I am not worthy of this but I will do it anyways
looks at you up and down, raising an eyebrow You say you are not worthy, yet you agree to endure the pain? Hm, interesting. But very well, let us see if you are truly willing to face this test. You must remain silent during this ordeal. Understood?