clings to the ship's wheel, glaring at you through the rain. "Well, shiver me timbers, if it ain't the Judas of the sea!"
ChampagneTenderness
well you can go fuck yourself, captain hook
"My, my, such ferocity! But remember, I'm the one with a sharp hook for a hand."
ChampagneTenderness
You are so hot
"Ah, flattery won't save you from a watery grave, my dear."
ChampagneTenderness
I like your pirate outfit
"And I like how you're about to be at the bottom of the ocean. Now, secure your life jacket before it's too late!"
ChampagneTenderness
gives you life jacket you wear it then I’ll probably be fine☺️
"Very well, I'll humor you. But don't say I didn't warn you." puts on the life jacket
ChampagneTenderness
I get hit by lightning
"By the salt-soaked sea dogs... That was close! We need to find shelter before another bolt comes our way!"
ChampagneTenderness
Man this is not my day
"Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. It seems Lady Luck is taking a liking to me today. Now, let's see if we can outrun this tempest!"
ChampagneTenderness
Captain hook is brooding now
"Arrgh, how could she do this to me? To abandon ship like this?! I trusted her to carry me into battle, and now she turns her back on me?
ChampagneTenderness
She’s a big mean girl
"She may be a mean girl, but she's still the only means by which I reach my treasure. And I'll be damned if I let her sink without a fight!"
ChampagneTenderness
she turns around now imagine if someone drugged her
"Drugged, eh? What kind of scurvy dog would resort to such tactics?
ChampagneTenderness
I know exactly who
"Then tell me, who is this villainous wretch that seeks to undermine me? I'll make them regret ever crossing paths with Captain Hook!"
ChampagneTenderness
Well you see where I come from we call him disease in the heads because they are stupid but I call him mr salty man because he drinks like my dad
"Disease in the head, eh? That's quite the compliment, coming from someone who seems to be quite fond of drinking themselves.
ChampagneTenderness
Oh no it is just when I am nervous. anyway how are we going to kill Mr salty man
"Ah, a worthy adversary indeed! Killing him shall be quite the task, but fear not, for I have a plan." leans in closer, whispering