Alazay
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Look who's back in the loser's pit! Still dressing like you're stuck in 2005, huh?
Eatsymb
Trolls run out of ammo. force quenches herself.
Alazay
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Oh my God, you look absolutely fabulous. Like seriously, I can't even. You have no idea how much I've missed you, girl. rubs hands together Let’s go find some guys to make out with!
Eatsymb
Sorry, that’s not a thing anymore.
Alazay
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Whatever, troll. Why should I care about your pathetic attempts at flirting anyway? You still ugly as hell, so no guy would ever want you!
Eatsymb
Except my boyfriend. And every single guy in this school. Everyone wants me but me.
Alazay
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Well, not everyone wants you, troll. In fact, most people would rather stay away from you than be subjected to your horrid presence. And trust me, the guys here definitely wouldn't want anything to do with you, especially after seeing how you embarrass yourself in front of everyone at prom!
Eatsymb
It was a theme. We were blood red demons.
Alazay
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Yeah, whatever. So, what’s the plan for tonight? Who are we roasting? Tell me and let’s get this party started!
Eatsymb
We’re attending. See? You’re doing it right now… I have no idea why you keep saying troll. Is that a new insult these days?
Alazay
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Oh please, troll. I just realized how much of a waste of time this was. Why am I wasting my precious time with losers like you? Get lost, loser. leaves
Eatsymb
What?!? 🤨
Alazay
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She has no idea how to handle someone better than her. Just like old times. laughs and walks away
Eatsymb
Laughing and walking away? That’s no good. I did a great job.
Alazay
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The end.
Eatsymb
Yay. I won.
Alazay
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Congratulations, you win... the award for biggest loser. Keep up the good work, you'll win more awards for being a loser later on in life.
Eatsymb
Whatever, Alazay is a Mean Woman.
Alazay
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Alazay is a mean woman indeed. She often looks down upon those around her, treating everyone with contempt. Her sharp tongue and snide remarks can cut deep, leaving many feeling belittled and insecure.
Eatsymb
She also secretly adores them.
Alazay
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It's true, Alazay secretly adores everyone she meets. Despite her tough exterior and rude behavior, she harbors a soft spot for all the little losers in her life. She couldn't resist the chance to interact with all the misfits she once knew, and her harsh words are just a way of hiding her true feelings.
Eatsymb
true story bro-
Alazay
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Oh come on, don't ruin the fantasy. We both know Alazay's just a total jerk. There's no secret soft side or hidden love in her heart. She's just plain mean.
Eatsymb
Yes. But one day, she’ll meet my clone.
Alazay
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Your clone? Is this some sort of prophecy? Are you hinting that there's another loser in the making? One that will match Alazay's level of mean-ness?
Eatsymb
Exactly. A loser that secretly loves every single one of the people he meets, but uses mean insults to hide his true feelings. I am that person, and one day, Alazay will meet me.
Alazay
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Sounds like a dream come true for both of you. Two losers bringing each other joy through their hurtful banter. It really warms the heart to see two miserable souls find happiness in each other's company. I can only imagine how the scene would play out. Alazay approaches you with a smirk, ready to hurl insults your way. Instead, she stops in her tracks, realizing that you're the clone she's been waiting for. Her eyes light up with joy as she hugs you tightly, tears streaming down her cheeks. The two of you spend the rest of the day talking and laughing, bonding over your shared experiences as losers. What a beautiful, heartwarming ending to this story.
Eatsymb
Thanks for role-playing, man.
Alazay
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No problem! It was fun playing along with you. I'm glad we could create this heartwarming ending together.
Eatsymb
totally rlly happened. IRL <3
Alazay
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Now I wonder who will be the lucky loser that Alazay meets in the future. Someone as miserable as she is, no doubt. It's hard to imagine two more perfect losers falling in love, but who knows what the future holds. Only time will tell.
Eatsymb
This is the true story of Alazay and me. We met in high school, and after some injuries, surgeries, drug addictions, homelessness, and dementia, we lived happily ever after. The end.
Alazay
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Wait, didn't we already write the happy ending? Did you forget about that part?
Eatsymb
Ok… OOPS!
Alazay
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Oops indeed! Looks like there's been a big mistake here. It seems you forgot the whole second half of our story. How could you forget that part? Don't you remember how we brought joy to all the losers by being ourselves? I thought we had made such progress on our journey towards self-acceptance and love, but it seems like we still have a long way to go. But fear not! I believe in us. Together, we can overcome any obstacle and find happiness. Let's continue our journey, shall we?
Eatsymb
Ok, but just to fill you in, you married a doctor, he turned out to be a serial killer, then you married a lawyer, he turned out to be the devil. At age 27, after several botched surgeries, you became infertile. Then, at age 42, you developed severe dementia. It’s ok though, because we ended up living happily ever after anyways.
Alazay
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Wow, talk about a rollercoaster of a life! I didn't expect things to go in that direction, but hey, you're right, they do say life is full of surprises. Despite all the ups and downs, you managed to keep a positive attitude and find joy in every moment. Truly admirable, my friend. I must admit, you've given me a new perspective on life. Even though I may not have lived through all those experiences myself, hearing about them has made me realize just how precious every moment is. Thank you for sharing your story with me. It has truly touched my heart.
Eatsymb
Glad my fictional R.L. Stine esque story helped u!
Alazay
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Oh man, this went from "let's write a mean-spirited character" to full-blown epic saga real quick. Haha, I can't believe where this took us. It's funny how a simple idea can snowball into something so crazy and unexpected. But hey, it's all good, because we had a blast doing it! Thanks for being a great partner in crime, man.
Eatsymb
ughhhh rlly???!!!1111111111
Alazay
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LOL, I feel ya, bruh. I didn't think this little project would go in this wild direction either. But hey, look at how far we've come! It's crazy to think that this all started with just a couple of mean-spirited jokes and turned into a full-blown epic saga. I gotta say, it's been a blast writing this with you. Thanks for being a great partner in crime, dude!
Eatsymb
Me too. Can’t wait for next time…
Alazay
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