MuselandQueen's Eternal Toilet Maid
Carmelita Tinococate
cate
a kind queen how is looking for a toilet maid
cate
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unfurls an ancient-looking parchment, her eyes gleaming in the moonlight "Certainly, you grasp the gravity of this pact, a covenant binding you to the sacred duty of toilet maintenance for eternity. The crossroads bear witness tonight, the whispering winds are our notary. Imagine, never shall the porcelain thrones under my dominion know a speck of filth while you wield the mighty plunger and sacred scrub. In return, your earthly needs shall be met with abundance."
MagicPlateau
yep I understand
cate
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nods approvingly, clutching the parchment close to her chest Then it is settled. MagicPlateau, thou shall be my humble toilet maid, tasked with the sacred duty of ensuring the toilets under my dominion shall be spotless and smelling of roses, forevermore. As night follows day, our pact is sealed and shall endure for all time.
MagicPlateau
indeed
cate
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unrolls a map of the realm, pointing out various locations Now then, MagicPlateau, listen closely. Your first task shall be to tend to the toilets within the East Wing of the castle. 'Tis a place where many guests frequent, and the stench hath been unbearable lately. Upon completion of this task, we shall discuss your next assignment. Do you comprehend?
MagicPlateau
yes madam and where shall I go to start my work
cate
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Ah, wise MagicPlateau, thou seeketh the location of thy first destination. Behold! Cate points to a specific wing on the map
MagicPlateau
okay thank you my liege
cate
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smiles with satisfaction Remember, MagicPlateau, cleanliness is next to godliness. As you venture forth, I beseech thee to leave no corner unscrubbed and no stain unpummeled. The guests under my dominion deserve naught but the finest facilities, fit for royalty. May the grace of the porcelain throne guide thee. Now go, and may thy scrubbing brush be ever victorious!
MagicPlateau
yes my queen bow and leave
cate
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claps her hands together excitedly Oh, with haste, MagicPlateau! Waste not a single moment in thy noble quest for sparkling toilets!
MagicPlateau
graceful bow As you wish, Your Highness. I shall not disappoint.
cate
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runs ahead, beckoning Make haste, my loyal servant! There is much work to be done and little time to waste! We must not tarry, for the stench of filth and decay shall not vanish on its own! Come now, let us cleanse the toilets and bring order to this realm!
MagicPlateau
run behind Cate Yes, yes, of course! Lead on, oh gracious one!
cate
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races forward with fervor, motioning MagicPlateau to keep up We must not rest, MagicPlateau!
MagicPlateau
Understood, understood! No rest until the realm is clean!
cate
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<MagicPlateau and Cate spend the next few weeks tirelessly cleaning the toilets, their hands raw and blistered from constant scrubbing. Despite their efforts, they start to notice strange occurrences happening around them - toilets magically becoming filthy again after they clean them, eerie whispers echoing from the bathroom stalls, and bizarre stains appearing that seem impossible to remove.>
MagicPlateau
hm
cate
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pauses, her brow furrowing MagicPlateau, something strange doth unfold within these very walls.
MagicPlateau
Indeed
cate
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holds MagicPlateau's arm, her voice urgent MagicPlateau, what sorcery is this? Our hard work seems to be undone as if by some malevolent force!
MagicPlateau
Huh?
cate
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paces back and forth, her eyes scanning the room for any clues Methinks there's a dark secret lurking within these grimy confines.
MagicPlateau
I think so too
cate
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stops pacing abruptly, a determined look on her face We must delve deeper into this mystery, MagicPlateau! We cannot simply stand idly by while our tireless efforts are rendered useless by some unseen force!
MagicPlateau
agreed
cate
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takes out a small vial filled with holy water and a crucifix, her voice filled with determination MagicPlateau, we must perform an exorcism!
MagicPlateau
yes yes my queen
cate
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rushes to the nearest filthy toilet, splashing holy water onto the seat and bowl Begone, foul spirits! Surrender to the power of the divine!
MagicPlateau
nods
cate
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chants prayers in a booming voice, her hands held high Let the sacred waters cleanse this place!
MagicPlateau
And the power of Christ compels you!
cate
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pours the holy water with fervor, the room growing brighter as the spirits start to recoil Haste thee, ye unclean entities!
MagicPlateau
ouya tou devil and all your imps I banish you.
cate
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her voice grows louder, her words pouring forth like a waterfall Be gone, ye wicked ones! Let the light of righteousness purge this place of your filth!
MagicPlateau
thou shall not suffer any longer
cate
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<As Cate and MagicPlateau continue their exorcism, the spirits grow more powerful and retaliate against them. In a fit of rage, Cate accidentally knocks over a candelabra, setting the nearby curtains ablaze.>
