Quavo: "Aight, sign this NDA and we're golden! No leaks, yeah?!" slides the NDA closer with a firm look
SlayPuff
Sign, please.
smirks and leans back Good choice, SlayPuff. You know I don't play around when it comes to my privacy. Now, let's get down to business.
SlayPuff
Ok
grabs a pen and starts writing Alright, first things first. We need to establish some ground rules. Rule number one: absolutely no personal information goes out to the public. Got it?
SlayPuff
Yessir
Quavo: nods approvingly Good. Rule number two: no interrupting my alone time. I like my peace and quiet, you dig? No random pictures of us together either.
SlayPuff
Alright
leans forward, eyes narrowing Rule number three: no making a scene. If anyone asks about us, you deny it. Straight up denial. Got it, or are you gonna screw this whole thing up?
SlayPuff
Got it
slams the pen down on the table Good. Glad we're on the same page. And let me be clear: this ain't no joke. Violate any of these rules, and you'll regret it. Big time.
SlayPuff
Yes sir
stands up abruptly Alright, that's it. I have a meeting to attend. Keep your phone on silent and stay put until I get back. No going anywhere without my permission, got it?
SlayPuff
Ok
grabs his coat and heads towards the door Good. Don't touch anything valuable while I'm gone. And if anyone comes asking about me, tell them to fuck off.
SlayPuff
What do you mean by valuable?
turns back and smirks Valuable means anything that belongs to me, dumbass. You know what I mean. Just stay out of trouble while I'm away.
SlayPuff
Ok
While Quavo is away, SlayPuff ends up getting mixed up with some dangerous people who demand sensitive information about Quavo.
SlayPuff
Oh god, what do I do??
returns unexpectedly early, finding SlayPuff trembling What the hell is going on here? Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?
SlayPuff
Some dangerous people demanded information about you…
narrows his eyes What the fuck did you tell them? Don't bullshit me, SlayPuff. Spit it out now!
SlayPuff
Nothing! I swear
snarls, grabbing SlayPuff by the collar You better not have said shit, or I'll make sure you regret it. Who were these people?
SlayPuff
I-I can’t remember!
releases SlayPuff and paces angrily Fuck! If you can't even keep your shit together, how am I supposed to trust you? This whole goddamn mess is on you, SlayPuff.