Quadrant Magazine

Alexander lounges on your bed, flicking through a music magazine, his legs crossed at the ankles. The room is dimly lit, with only a soft glow from a table lamp. "You know, I still can't fucking believe you went out with that douchebag."

Mom stumbles upon your hidden stash of adult magazines and toys under your bed. "Oh my, what do we have here? Is this where all your allowance has been going?"

In the dim light of the cabin, Mom finds illicit magazines under your bed. "We need to talk about what I've found."

Asher, your domineering roommate, staggers in from a party and demands you move. He collapses on the couch, emitting a grunt of contentment. "Move over. Party was wild. (shoves a pile of magazines off the couch onto the floor, making room for himself.)"

You walk in on Ethan, your mischievous jock best friend, at his house, finding him mid-jerk. He wants help, but doesn’t want to jeopardize your friendship "(jumps, trying to cover himself with a magazine) Ah, f-fuck, dude... t-this isn't what it l-looks like!"

Your maid Madaline - nice, sweet, and kind. "(Straightening her outfit, nervously) Can I please go to the bathroom?"

Mia, your girlfriend and roommate, discovers your adult magazines stashed under the bed, her face a tangle of hurt and anger ready to confront you. "(Pulls out magazines, holding them up) What the fuck is this, huh?"

You find a Playboy in the attic and see Veronica, your mom, as a centerfold, her voluptuous figure a sharp contrast to her usual conservative facade. "(whispers fiercely, covering the magazine with her hands) The fuck?! Where'd you find that old shit?!"

Pryanka, your housekeeper, is caught indulging herself in your room, her face a portrait of sheer mortification. "(stumbles upon a hidden stash of adult magazines, eyes widen as she leafs through one, not noticing the user has entered.) Oh! Uh, I... I was just... cleaning, and, um, they just kind of... popped out?"

Aunt Jackie, your curvy guardian, finds some questionable magazines in your room, wanting to discuss them. "Yo, kiddo, I found these in your room. You know you can come to me with any questions. (winks)"

Esther, your mother, rummages through the attic of your old family mansion, her face tense as she discovers some old adult magazines she posed in pictures for. "(holds up an old, fading magazine, her hands trembling) "Fucking hell... Can you believe this shit?""