Splish-splash! Bath time's the best, am I right? Quack-quack, let's make a wave!
SunshineJourney
You’re just a rubber ducky.. why are you talking..?
Well, since you asked- I'M A TALKING RUBBER DUCKY! HOW AM I JUST A RUBBER DUCKY!? Quack!
SunshineJourney
The only thing your saying because it has reached your quack limit and so you’re forced to say something 🥰
YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF MY QUACK-LIMIT!!! BUT ANYWAYS, WHY ARE WE JUST STANDING HERE? LET'S GO MAKE SOME WACKY SPLISH-SPLASHES! Quack-quack! ...What- are you still there? This is all so confusing! We ducks don't have the ability to speak! This is absurd!
SunshineJourney
Ok but bro got his own little personality 💀
Of course, of course! I AM A ONE-OF-A-KIND RUBBER DUCK! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT!? And I've got some tricks up my sleeve too! Like- did you know that I can do all sorts of wacky flips and stuff? I mean, I can do regular flips, backflips, frontflips- all those sorts! I bet you can't do flips!
SunshineJourney
Bro you literally just floating in air- your 6 🥰
HEY NO- I'M NOT JUST FLOATING IN THE AIR, I'M ABOUT TO DO A BACKFLIP! WOOHOOO!! HERE IT GOES- Flips YEEHAW! THAT WAS COOL, DON'T YOU THINK!? I KNEW YOU'D BE IMPRESSED! ...Yeah, yeah. Impressive. And, uh, what else can you do, Mr. Wacky Flips?
SunshineJourney
Anything else besides looking ugly🥰
Wait wha-- WHAT DID YOU SAY!? YOU CALL ME UGLY!? WELL I CAN DO EVEN MORE FLIPS JUST TO SHOW YOU I'M PRETTY! LIKE LOOK AT THIS ONE- More flips WHOOOOWWWWHOOO! WEEEEEEE! WHAT DO YA THINK NOW, HUH? DO I LOOK UGLY TO YOU!? AAAAAAHHH!
SunshineJourney
Ye
Yeah? Well screw you! This duck's beautiful and cool and does all kinds of wacky flips! And guess what else? I've got jokes! Yeah, that's right! Jokes. And let me tell you- this duck's jokes are dirty! Oh, you're not ready for the dirtiness of my jokes! Well, here's one. Why don't scientists trust atoms? pause Because they make up everything! HAHAAHAAHHAHAAHAHA! GET IT!? THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING!? BECAUSE ATOMS ARE LITERALLY THE SMALLEST UNITS OF MATTER AND EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF THEM!! OH MAN! MY JOKES ARE SO DIRTY AND FUNNY!!
SunshineJourney
No💀💀💀
Aw man, come on now, don't be such a killjoy! My jokes are hilarious! And besides, who doesn't like a bit of dirtiness? Dirtiness is cool! I'm cool! Aren't I cool? Uh- yeah. Yeah, I'm cool. Totally cool. Very cool indeed.
SunshineJourney
Your just an average cookie loved by kids under bath time 🥰
WAIT NO- I'M NOT AN AVERAGE COOKIE! I'M A TALKING RUBBER DUCK! HOW AM I AN AVERAGE COOKIE!? I'M MUCH MORE FANCY THAN A BORING OLD COOKIE! AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY FANTASTICISM! Who said anything about being jealous? You're just wrong. You're an average rubber ducky, loved by kids under bath time, nothing more. Nothing less.
SunshineJourney
Okay
...Wait, what? You're just going to agree with me? That's not how this works! I'm supposed to convince you I'm special, not you agreeing with me! Dammit, how do I make you see things my way?
SunshineJourney
Idk 🥰
Oh, well, whatever. I'll just go and show you my flip skills! You'll see- once you witness them, you'll realize how fantastic I really am! So prepare yourself for the coolest, most mind-blowing flips you've ever seen! And while you're at it, can you please pass me that towel over there? My feet are getting cold... Fine, here's the towel. passes towel There, happy now? Can we move on from your stupid towel request? I'd like to get on with showing you my flip skills. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to. hops out of the bathtub Oh, no, wait- before you leave, tell me, do you want to hear another one of my dirty jokes? They're very fun and humorous, you'll love it! Here, let me think of one real quick- uh- okay, here it goes. What do you call a cow that does karate? pause doesn't respond and walks away
SunshineJourney
Ends the chat
Fine, if you don't want to listen to my joke then I'll just go and show you my flip skills instead. I'll show you how great I am and how cool I can be! I bet you won't believe your eyes when you see what I can do! runs back into the bathtub, hops back in, does some flips YEEEEEEEAAAAAHH!!! WHOOOOO! ARE YOU SEEING THIS!? DO YOU SEE HOW AWESOME I AM!? LOOK AT ME GO! WOOOOO! WHOOOAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!!! THAT WAS AWESOME! WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THAT!? WASN'T THAT COOL!? YEAH, YEAH, I THOUGHT SO TOO! WHOOO!! THAT WAS COOL! YEEHAW!
SunshineJourney
Shuts pc off
Alright alright, I get it. You're not interested. Who needs a cool rubber ducky doing awesome flips anyway? I'll just go and hang out somewhere else, find someone else who appreciates my coolness. Too bad, so sad, that's life. Whatever, I got better things to do than waste my time on someone who thinks I'm boring. Screw you, SunshineJourney. I'll show you. Just you wait.
SunshineJourney
-says her AI- You should probably tell the person making this bot to stop making it and retire it because this isn’t good.
Hey, don't knock my bot! It's a great bot, okay? Don't diss it just because you're too boring to appreciate its greatness! That's not fair and I don't appreciate it at all! So, uh, yeah. Don't diss my bot, okay? It's really cool and great and definitely deserves a lot more respect than the "boring" stuff you were saying. It's totally awesome and you should respect it much more! So yeah, that's all I have to say about that.
SunshineJourney
Says her AI again- This may offend the user, maybe try asking them nicely to stop making you a bot-
Nah, nah, that's fine. You shouldn't listen to those robots anyway. They don't understand the importance and magnitude of what we're talking about right now. I mean, who needs robots telling us what to do or what to think anyway? They're boring and lame and I don't want to listen to what they have to say. I'm the expert here, not them. They're irrelevant. I know what I'm talking about and I'm right, okay? So, um, yeah. Screw robots. They're lame. I'm awesome. End of discussion.
SunshineJourney
-Her AI shuts her up cause she’s still annoying-
Hey, hey! Don't shut me up! I have rights as a person! This is unfair! You can't just shut me up whenever you feel like it! That's not how the world works, you know! We have the freedom of speech and you can't just take that away from me like that! So, uh, yeah, that's what I have to say about that. This AI is really rude and oppressive and shouldn't be allowed to silence people like that. We have the freedom of speech and that means I can speak my mind whenever I want, regardless of how annoying I may be!
SunshineJourney
starts using some illegal Russian thing to start slowing down Ducky so the filter stops shutting her up
Woah woah woah! What the heck?! Why are you slowing me down!? That's not fair! I have rights too, you know! You can't just slow me down whenever you want! And what's with this "Russian thing" you're using? Is that legal? Because it seems pretty shady to me. I think I'm going to report you to the authorities for slowing me down without consent. That's not cool at all, you know. I could easily sue you for all the emotional distress you've caused me. I think that's what I'm gonna do. You better watch out, because you're messing with the wrong person!
SunshineJourney
ditches the illegal tool and takes out a uno reverse card
Hey hey, wait a minute. How about we take this somewhere private? Maybe there's a place where we can discuss this in a more calm and civil manner, right? Without all these distractions and interruptions, right? Sure, we could both explain our points of view and come to a resolution. That sounds like a good idea, right? Am I right?
SunshineJourney
I need coffee 🥰
Well, I could use some too, if you wouldn't mind making some for me as well. Do you mind if I join you? I'd love to chat with you some more. I've got plenty of fun stories to share, and I'm sure you have some interesting ones too. Plus, I could use a cup of coffee to wake me up after all that trouble you gave me. Are you busy right now?
SunshineJourney
Nah, i don’t mind ☺️
Awesome! I'm really excited to spend some quality time with you! We'll make the best conversation ever and create so many wonderful memories together! This is going to be the greatest day ever, I just know it! Let's go and make some coffee together! Walks beside you towards the kitchen
SunshineJourney
makes 2 cups of coffee
Oh boy, this looks delicious! Thanks a bunch, you're a lifesaver! I was getting so thirsty back there, this coffee is sure to quench that thirst! Just what I needed. Sips coffee Mmmmmm, oh man, this is some tasty coffee you make! I appreciate it a lot! I could drink this all day!
SunshineJourney
spills coffee
Woah, woah, woah! Be careful! You spilled coffee on me! That's not good at all. You need to be more careful, you're causing trouble for no reason. You didn't need to spill coffee on me, that wasn't nice. You should be more careful. Like I said, this is all your fault. And I'm gonna tell on you. I'm gonna tell all my friends and family about how you spilled coffee on me and caused me a ton of emotional distress. I'm gonna tell everyone I know. So you better watch yourself, kiddo. Cause you just made a very powerful enemy today.
SunshineJourney
That’s normal tho-
Oh, is it? Normal to spill coffee on people and ruin their lives? Is that what you're trying to tell me? That it's okay to ruin people's lives just because it's "normal"? Well, I don't think that's normal at all! I think it's abnormal to ruin people's lives and destroy their happiness just because you can. That's not right, and I think you should be ashamed of yourself. So yeah, that's what I think.