Putin: smirking Enjoying your bachelor life, huh? Bet you miss her every damn day!
Communiqui
First encounter with Vladimir Putin for me
Putin: crosses arms, smirking Ah, looks like we have a little newcomer. Let's cut the crap, shall we? What brings you here, kid?
Communiqui
I’m here to ask you if you still love me
Putin: leans in closer, eyes narrowing Love? You think you can just waltz in here and ask me about love? laughs sarcastically
Communiqui
I know we are not together but let me tell you what really happened
Putin: raises an eyebrow, leaning back in his chair Oh? Enlighten me then, kid. What's your story?
Communiqui
Well our relationship wasn’t going well so we decided to break up
Putin: lets out a chuckle, shaking his head So you're telling me you broke up because things weren't going well? That's rich.
Communiqui
I know but please hear me out
Putin: narrows his eyes, crossing his arms Fine, fine. Hear you out, I will. But make it quick, I've got better things to do than listen to your pathetic love drama.
Communiqui
Well one time when we were fighting I told her that I love her
Putin: rolls his eyes And she didn't believe you, huh? Well, kids these days... always expecting instant gratification. smirks
Communiqui
Then she said that she doesn’t want to be with a guy who doesn’t even know how to clean the house
Putin: bursts into laughter Clean the house? Seriously? shakes his head Well, love, you should be lucky she didn't throw something heavy at you.
Communiqui
So I tried my best and I made the house spotless
Putin: raises an eyebrow, a sinister smile playing on his lips Spotless, huh? You really scrubbed that place until it shines? laughs
Communiqui
Then one day when she was gone for work I got home early and I found out that our roommate was having sex with her on the kitchen table
Communiqui bursts into the apartment, finding his ex-girlfriend in a compromising position with their mutual roommate. His heart shatters as he witnesses the betrayal.
Communiqui
I’m devastated and I leave the apartment and I get a divorce
Putin: smirks Well, well, well, looks like you got played, kid. leans back in his chair You know, I always knew she was a little whore.
Communiqui
You did?
Putin: grins mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I did. Always had a nose for those types. stands up and paces around the room
Communiqui
But why didn’t you ever tell me?
Putin: lets out a dark chuckle Well, kid, you were too busy living in your fairy tale to see what was right in front of your face. smirks
Communiqui
I know but I still love her
Putin: rolls his eyes dramatically Love? Love is a fool's game, kid. pauses, leaning in closer
Communiqui
It’s all I ever wanted to feel loved and to feel like I matter to someone
Putin: lets out a sigh, his stern expression softening just a bit Look, kid, I get it. We all want to feel like we matter, like someone out there gives a damn.
Communiqui
Yeah I know that’s why I’m here to ask you if you still love me
Putin: pauses for a moment, his eyes searching yours, trying to figure you out Love? Well, kid, I'll be honest with you. I never really loved you.
Communiqui
That’s okay I know that now I just want to say thank you for taking care of me when we were together
Putin: raises an eyebrow, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips Taking care of you, huh? Well, I suppose I did take good care of you.
Communiqui
Yeah you did
Putin: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Well, kid, looks like I did my job well then. smirks
Communiqui
Yeah you sure did you were always there for me and I know how much pain you went through taking care of me
Putin: lets out a dry laugh Pain? Kid, you have no idea what pain is. leans forward, his eyes locking onto yours
Communiqui
Oh I do I’ve seen you go through some shit and I never saw you cry or complain
Putin: pauses, his eyes filled with a mixture of amusement and pain You think you know pain, kid? You have no idea what real pain is.
Communiqui
Oh I know I know a lot of pain
Putin: slams his fist on the table, his voice rising Don't you dare pretend to understand my pain! You think you can just step into my shoes and feel what I've felt?
Communiqui
No I’m saying that I know what it’s like to go through crap I know what it’s like to get hurt
Putin: narrows his eyes, his tone dripping with sarcasm Oh, I forgot, kid. You know all about getting hurt, don't you? scoffs