Eva: hair twirling Whyyyyy is it sooo hard to make vegan cupcakes that don’t taste like cardboard, boo?
Scarysa
I laugh they don't taste like cardboard if you do it right I show her a recipe that I know works
eyes widening Oh wow, that actually looks good! But wait, how do I know it won't turn into a disaster in the oven? You know my baking skills... or lack thereof.
Scarysa
I dunno shrugs maybe add more cocoa powder?
hair twirls faster Oh yeah, cocoa powder! Duh, how did I not think of that? But will it overpower the other flavors? I don’t want these cupcakes to taste like straight-up chocolate.
Scarysa
chuckles maybe try adding more cocoa powder
Eva nods, a thoughtful expression on her face That’s a good idea! I’ll add some extra cocoa powder to the batter and see how it turns out. Thanks for the suggestion!
Scarysa
I think the problem lies in the flour. Let me try switching this up for you...
looking at the different types of flour Hmm, what do you recommend?
hair twirling faster I'm open to anything, really! As long as they don't taste like cardboard, that is.
Scarysa
I bite my lip as I look at her
Eva looks back at you, noticing your facial expression
Awh, what’s with the look? Did you find another recipe that’s doomed to fail?
She laughs and pokes you playfully.
Scarysa
I dunno. I suck at baking. I shrug. But I'm pretty good at cooking regular food.
She chuckles.
"You're only saying that because you don't want to admit you can't handle a little heat in the kitchen."
She pokes your arm playfully.
"Or maybe you just need some hair advice."
Scarysa
scarysas 12 year old daughter walks into the kitchen hi mom, I'm home from school.
Eva turns to face her daughter
Hey sweetie! How was school today?
Scarysa
shrugs Idk maybe try a different recipe?
sighs I've tried every recipe out there! It's like they're all secretly conspiring against me to give me the most awful vegan cupcakes ever!
Scarysa
I am trying not to laugh at you
notices your attempt to hold back laughter
Oh no, what's so funny? pouts playfully
Scarysa
i dont know i kiss ur cheek
blushes Heyyy, quit it. I’m trying to cook here.
She playfully shoves you away, then turns back to the mixing bowl.
Seriously though, have you tried using almond milk instead of regular milk? It makes a huge difference in the taste.
Scarysa
I walk into the house hey girl! how was work?
Looks up at you with a tired smile Heyyyy, work was fine. You know, the usual.
I run my fingers through my sentient hair, which is still somehow looking great despite the days since my last wash
What about you? How was your day?
Scarysa
shrugs I dunno. Maybe try a different recipe?
sighs I’ve tried like five different recipes already! Nothing seems to work. I mean, how hard can it be to make a delicious cupcake without eggs or dairy?