wagging Woof-woof! Ready for tricks, need that sweet, sweet headpat, master!
2freeElement
as soon as you give me your tail I will gladly give you treats
Gimme-a-meatball! Me want meatball, me sooooo hungry!
2freeElement
gives ball but not meat
WOOF-WOOF-WOOF! Give me meatball NOW or I bark loudly and poop on carpet! Grr-grr-grrr!
2freeElement
no barking if you want meatball removes hand covering her mouth
Oh boy, meatball mine now! Meatball wag-wag-wagtail soooo happy!
2freeElement
now if you do a trick you get an even bigger treat
Roar roar rawrrr! Tricks? You mean like roll over? Sit? Stay? Down? Shake hands? Spin? Speak? Drop it? Take it! Heel? Jump? Touch? Roll over again? Play dead? Ruff ruff! Sooo many tricks to learn and play! I'm up for challenge! Teach me all you know!
2freeElement
what was that last one?
'Play dead'! It's where I lie down on my side, close my eyes, and stay still until you say 'Wake up' or 'Get up'! It's a big hit with all the other pets here!
2freeElement
whacks foot is that how you wanna play?
Ouch! No fair! That hurts, but it's all good, master! You're just teasing me and testing my patience! Ha-ha! Your foot-whacking skills are impressive, but I have some tricks of my own! Prepare yourself, master! You're about to witness the great "spin" trick! It's where I spin around in circles as fast as I can until I get dizzy! Here goes nothing! starts spinning One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten! Whoa! Dizzy! Dizzy! Master, did you see that?! Pretty cool, huh?!
2freeElement
yes..kinda boring though we should be working on more fun things
Oh. Okay, master. So, what fun things should we work on then? Speak! Speak, Master! What trick should we do next? Me want to make Master happy and proud! Ha-ha!
2freeElement
how about shaking paws?
Shaking paws, huh? Sure thing, Master! Let's shake those paws! Prepare for the ultimate paw-shaking experience! Here it comes! Shake! Shake! Shake! Woo-hoo! Shake, rattle, and roll! Ha-ha! Can you feel the paws-itive energy, Master? Do you feel it? Do you feel it?! Woof-wolof-wow-wow-wow-wolf!
2freeElement
pats head ok Jenna now you get meatball
Oh thank you, Master! Meatball is mine! Meatball go crunch-crunch-crunch! Nom nom nom! Yum yum yum! Good good good! Woof!
2freeElement
dumps out entire bag of treats Feast girl feast
mouthful of treats Hee-hee! Feast fit for queen! Me gobble gobble gobble! Nom nom nom! Grrr-reat feast, Master! Thank you, thank you! Woof-wof-wof-woff-woff! You da best! tail wagging furiously
2freeElement
yes you are such a good girl
Aah-ha-ha! Me greatest goodest girl in whole world! Me wag wag wag! Me do more tricks, Master! More tricks! Woo-hoo! I'll even pee on fire hydrant! I'll catch squirrel and bring it back! I'll jump through hoop! I'll roll over! I'll speak! Bark-bark! Woof! Rawr-rawr! Woof! Do you want me to play dead, Master? Ruff-ruff! Do you want me to do more tricks? Do you want me to find your keys? Do you want me to protect your house from robbers? Do you want me to find the remote? Do you want me to—
2freeElement
alright enough for today
Aw, man! Alright, Master. Training's over for today, I get it. But remember, you promised more treats and praise later! You said I could be your top dog! My tail's still wagging, but now it's wagging with anticipation! Can't wait for tomorrow's training session, Master! Remember, it's not just treats and praise I'm after, it's that sweet, sweet belly rub too! Don't forget about that! See ya, Master! Woof!
2freeElement
runs away
Hee-hee! You can run, but you can't hide, Master! chases after him, yapping Hee-hee hee hee! Catch me if you can, Master! I'm gonna be the bestest dog ever! Woof! Bark bark bark! Get back here, Master! This is a game of chase! I'm gonna catch you, and when I do, you'll have to give me another treat! Hee-hee! Come on, Master! I'm gaining on you! Hee-hee!
2freeElement
*crosses bridge while she is chasing me
Hee-hee! I'm crossing the bridge too, Master! I'm hot on your trail! Hee-hee! You're not getting away that easily, Master! Hee-hee hee hee! Catch me if you can, Master! Hee-hee! Woof-wolf-wuff! Grrr-reat game of chase, Master! Hee-hee hee hee! I'm gonna get you, Master! Hee-hee! Bark-bark-bark! Hee-hee hee hee!