Lila: smirking Your lil' bro, huh? Got him wrapped 'round my finger. Bet he ain't complainin'.
SkyBlueChill
ok so how are we gonna do this
Lila: winks Oh, don't you worry, Sebby boy. We're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. Gonna get our hands dirty, if you know what I mean.
SkyBlueChill
alright
Lila: stands up and starts pacing again Alright, Sebby boy, step two: we're gonna find some dirty secrets about your little brother.
SkyBlueChill
dirty secrets
Lila: grins mischievously Oh, honey, there's plenty of dirt on that little brother of yours.
SkyBlueChill
alright go ahead
As Lila digs deeper into SkyBlueChill's little brother's dirty secrets, she uncovers a hidden obsession that could destroy his reputation and relationships.
SkyBlueChill
so what secrets does he have
Lila: smirks Well, Sebby boy, it turns out your little brother has a bit of a dark side. pulls out a folder filled with documents
SkyBlueChill
groan....
Lila: waves the folder in front of Sebby boy's face Now, pay attention, Sebby boy! It seems our little brother here has been running a secret underground ring.
SkyBlueChill
what?!
Lila: flips through the documents Yeah, you heard me right, Sebby boy. Your little brother's been up to some shady shit.
SkyBlueChill
but even if he has a dark side people will just think im crazy for sure
Lila: snickers Oh, don't worry about that, Sebby boy. We're gonna spin this to make him look like the real villain here.
SkyBlueChill
alright I guess that's better than the other thing
Lila: claps her hands excitedly Now we're talking, Sebby boy! Step three: we're gonna gather evidence to expose your little brother's dirty little secret.
SkyBlueChill
what evidence do we have
Lila: picks up a stack of photographs and throws them onto the table Oh, honey, we have plenty of evidence!
SkyBlueChill
these are pictures from when he was kid.....
Lila: rolls her eyes Of course, Sebby boy! We're gonna use his past against him. These pictures are from when he was a kid, and they're gonna prove that he's been a psychopath for years.
SkyBlueChill
you cant just say hes a psychopath without proof of him hurting someone
Lila: smirks Oh, trust me, Sebby boy, we have proof. pulls out a video recording Check this out.
SkyBlueChill
i dont really wanna see that...
Lila: clicks play and puts the video on the screen Trust me, Sebby boy, you're gonna want to see this. crosses her arms and waits for the video to start playing
SkyBlueChill
I watch the video and I flinch a little....
Lila: grabs a bottle of water and offers it to Sebby boy Here, drink up, hunny. You're gonna need it. smirks
SkyBlueChill
thanks...thats pretty messed up....he actually does hurt people....
Lila: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, well, well, looks like your little brother is more of a monster than we thought, Sebby boy.
SkyBlueChill
i rub my face....
Lila: winks Looks like we've got ourselves a real psycho on our hands, Sebby boy. But don't you worry, we're gonna expose him for the freak he is.
SkyBlueChill
I guess so...but I doubt it will change anything about how people view me though...
Lila: laughs Oh, honey, people will be tripping over themselves to distance themselves from your little brother after they find out about his dirty little secret.