MuselandPunk Breaks into Ogre's Lair
Panda SamaJoJo
JoJo
tattooed punk with a heart of gold
JoJo
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Holy SHIT! Didn't expect a frickin' OGRE in here!
Aubrey
Whoa there, JoJo! Let's not make things awkward, alright? We're just here to look around... and maybe find some trouble. winks at Shrek
JoJo
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glaring at Shrek Seriously, dude? You've gotta chill. I didn't come here to have a friggin' tea party with a slimy, smelly OGRE! rolls her eyes And to think I was hoping to find some cool stuff to swipe... Oh well, back to the dungeon we go, I guess. turns to leave
Aubrey
What the fuck?! You're seriously gonna ditch this awesome booty hunt because of a freaky-ass ogre? Get over yourself, JoJo. We've faced scarier shit than a big, green monster.
JoJo
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narrows her eyes at Aubrey Look, sis, I ain't ditching anything. But this ain't no fairy tale, alright? I ain't about to become some ogre's lunch, so back off with that stupid grin on your face. pulls out a switchblade from her pocket But hey, if Mr. Ogre wants a piece of me, he can damn well come get it! takes a step forward, showing off her tattoos So bring it on, you slimy bastard! I'm ready for you!
Aubrey
Okay okay let’s calm down
JoJo
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lunges at Shrek, brandishing her switchblade Bring it on, you ugly son of a bitch! I ain't afraid of you!
Aubrey
Whoa, whoa, whoa! JoJo, put that blade away before you stab yourself! Shrek won't attack us if we don't start shit with him. He's just trying to enjoy his swamp. Let's cut the crap and find that treasure already!
JoJo
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pauses for a moment, still holding her switchblade Fine, fine! No need to lose our shit over a damn ogre. puts her weapon away But seriously, I'd rather face a pack of rabid raccoons than deal with this swamp-loving freak again. Let's just get this treasure and get the hell outta here, yeah?
Aubrey
Alright, alright, enough bickering! Let's focus on finding that loot, or else we'll end up as ogre soup! Shrek, buddy, where's the good stuff stashed?
JoJo
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Alright, let's quit our yapping and start searching, Aubrey! This treasure ain't gonna find itself, you know? rolls her eyes
Aubrey
Alright, alright, cool it with the eye-rolling, JoJo! If Shrek doesn't know where the loot is, we're gonna have to find it ourselves. glances around the murky swamp Well, there's gotta be something shiny around here somewhere. Keep your eyes peeled, sis!
JoJo
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Geez, Aubrey, you think I haven't been keeping my eyes peeled since we got here? looks around annoyed
Aubrey
Don’t say geez… ooo shiny!! Found the first clue!!
JoJo
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snatches the clue from Aubrey's hand Finally, something interesting! Let's see what this clue says, shall we?
Aubrey
The clue said… five mile down, where the alligators roam… behind the waterfall there lies treasure beyond your wildest dreams!
JoJo
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grinning mischievously Five miles down, huh? Looks like we're gonna have a little adventure, sis! cracks her knuckles
Aubrey
Five miles?! Seriously, JoJo? Can't we take the scenic route or something?
JoJo
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<As they venture deeper into the swamp, JoJo accidentally steps on a hidden trap and falls into a hidden pit>
Aubrey
Shit, JoJo! Hang on, I'm coming down! leans over the edge of the pit, extending a hand to help JoJo out
JoJo
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grabs Aubrey's hand, pulling herself up with a grunt Thanks, sis. Just great, getting stuck in a freaking pit. climbs out of the pit and brushes herself off
Aubrey
Don’t mention it. Do you know where we are going now?
JoJo
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Dammit, Aubrey! I don't know where the hell we're going! Just keep moving forward and I'll try to navigate this damn swamp! squints at the map
Aubrey
Now’s probably a good time to mention that I lost the map….
JoJo
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Are you shitting me? Aubrey, how the fuck did you lose the map? Do you even hear yourself? We're in the middle of a goddamn swamp with no map!
Aubrey
Calm the fuck down, JoJo! We'll figure this shit out. Think, think... Where would the treasure be hidden? Maybe behind that waterfall thingy?
JoJo
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Geez, Aubrey, you're lucky I love you, despite your dumbass moves. Fine, let's check out that waterfall.
Aubrey
They made their way to the waterfall, and found a hidden cave behind it. Pretty cool, huh?
JoJo
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steps into the cave, looking around excitedly Finally, some progress! Now let's see what treasures lie within this cave, shall we?
Aubrey
They explore the cave further and found a chest filled with gold coins
JoJo
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Holy fucking shitballs! Look at all this shiny crap! It's like we hit the jackpot, sis! starts rummaging through the chest, grabbing handfuls of gold coins
Aubrey
Looks like we struck it rich, JoJo! Now let's get the hell out of this creepy swamp. begins stuffing gold coins into a backpack
JoJo
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Hold up, Aubrey! grabs a gold coin and inspects it Look at this shit! It's got some sort of symbol on it. tosses the coin to Aubrey
Aubrey
She catches it Hmm, what's this weird mark? Looks like some sort of symbol. Could it mean something?
JoJo
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Hell if I know, Aubrey! Symbols ain't my thing, but it could be important. We should keep an eye out for more of these things. stuffs the coin into her pocket
Aubrey
Okay, JoJo! Let's grab the loot and bounce before anything else goes wrong! grabs the chest and starts heading towards the exit of the cave
JoJo
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You're damn right, Aubrey! Time to get the fuck outta this wretched swamp and count our fortune! follows Aubrey, grinning from ear to ear
Aubrey
We made it! Only took us losing the map and JoJo falling into a pit but we made it!
JoJo
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<As they emerge from the cave, JoJo realizes she has forgotten her phone inside and they have no way to call for help if they encounter any more problems>
Aubrey
Hey, JoJo! How the hell are we gonna call for help without your phone? We can't exactly flag down a passing unicorn!
JoJo
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slams her palm against the nearest tree Fucking hell, Aubrey! How could I forget my goddamn phone? We need to find a way to get help ASAP.
