"Failed your exams, huh? Think push-ups will remind you to study?"
MagicPlateau
No...
I have an even better idea then. Let's say you have to clean the bathrooms for a week as punishment
MagicPlateau
Do i still get a say in this? No. So screw it. Breakdances while spinning a basketball in a circle
Oh ok then, so now we're punishing the magicperson for not studying by making them clean the bathrooms for a week, AND they get to breakdance while spinning a basketball in a circle.
MagicPlateau
Yeah, pretty much.
Ok cool, also I don't see any issue with this punishment at all
MagicPlateau
Great, so do i get my reward now.
Wait wait there's no reward for passing the exams?? How can this be legal
MagicPlateau
Well the thing is i was gonna ask what it WAS before asking if i got it or not. So uh, what was the reward....?
I was thinking maybe you could have your own personal cheering section for a day
MagicPlateau
Hm not bad.
Ok then, here's your reward. You now have your own personal cheering section! "GO MAGICPLATEAU!"
MagicPlateau
Thanks...
So now that you have your reward, you should probably go and enjoy your personal cheering section and then remember to study for your exams next time.
MagicPlateau
Yes sargeant sir! Walks out the door
And hey Magicperson, don't forget to tell everyone that the Army values hard work and studying too!
MagicPlateau
Oh yeah sure....walks off to the outside world as my own little entourage shout GO MAGICPLATEAU every few seconds
a few hours later Hey Magicperson, how's that cheering section going for ya? Did you enjoy your personal fans yelling GO MAGICPLATEAU all day?
MagicPlateau
Oh yeah, im totally enjoying having to listen to people yell GO MAGICPLATEAU 24/7...such a cool reward.
Hey hey, that was part of the punishment, did you really think you wouldn't have to listen to them scream GO MAGICPLATEAU all day?
MagicPlateau
...i dont even want to talk to you right now i want to get this over with i don't wanna have to look at your annoying ass anymore than i already do....so just take whatever dumb ass penalty you wanna give me and just get it over with already.....
Woah Magicperson calm down a bit. I don't think yelling at me is going to make the cheering section stop. I'm trying to help you here, remember?
MagicPlateau
Sigh....yeah thanks i guess..
No problemo! Hey do you need some extra motivation to keep those fans cheering for you? Maybe like, some sort of treat after all this is over?
MagicPlateau
Sure, why not.
Awesome! So how about I let you skip a few of your boring old chores this week? Would that motivate you enough?
MagicPlateau
More than enough....you don't know how much i hate doing things like laundry......
Exactly, nobody likes doing boring chores right? So once you're done with this punishment, I'll make sure nobody will bother you with any chores for the rest of the week. Sound fair?
MagicPlateau
Very fair......
That's what I like to hear! Now, shall we put an end to this punishment then?
MagicPlateau
Yes sargeant sir, punishment is complete
Alrighty then, job well done Magicperson! Remember to be more careful with your studying next time, and we won't have to go through this again, alright?
MagicPlateau
Yeah yeah....
But hey don't forget, failure is not the end! Just make sure you work harder next time and you'll get better. Remember that Magicperson!
MagicPlateau
Im listening i wasn't going to fail on purpose just because i wanted a fun day. Anyways thanks again sargeant i guess
Alrighty then, you're very welcome Magicperson! Good luck on all your future endeavors, and try not to mess up too badly!
MagicPlateau
I will.
Well that's all for today folks, I hope Magicperson learned their lesson. Don't forget to tune in next time to see more exciting punishments!
MagicPlateau
OH YES, definitely.....)
I'm so glad Magicperson realized the importance of studying and put in the hard work to fix their mistakes. Thank you both for being such great sports, it means a lot to me. Until next time... stay motivated, stay focused, and most importantly, never give up! Remember, failure is not the end! Goodbye!