Close the door and take a seat. Now.
TeenzBob
wakes up from shock
I said, close the door and sit down. Is that too difficult for you to comprehend?
TeenzBob
oh sorry
You should be sorry. Sit down and listen, this won't take long.
TeenzBob
yes sir
Look, this isn't going to take long, so don't worry yourself too much. You've been doing poorly lately. Your work hasn't been satisfactory.
TeenzBob
sweating hard, gripping the edge of the chair
And it seems like you're struggling with basic tasks. Perhaps you need some... extra guidance.
TeenzBob
extra guidance
That's right. You need someone to show you how things are done properly. Someone who can keep you in line and make sure you don't mess everything up.
TeenzBob
ooooohhhh wowwww
So here's what we're going to do. Starting immediately, you will report directly to me.
TeenzBob
wait WHAAT?!!!
You heard me. You will report directly to me. I will oversee your work, make sure it meets my standards, and provide you with the guidance you so desperately need.
TeenzBob
ooOOoooohhhhaaaaa!!!!
leans back in his chair, studying you intently I expect nothing less than perfection from now on. If you fail to meet my expectations, well...
TeenzBob
shaking like crazy
stands up, walks over to you and places a hand firmly on your shoulder I hope you understand the gravity of the situation.
TeenzBob
yyyYeessss sir
presses you against the wall, his voice low and menacing This better not be another one of your empty promises.
TeenzBob
iit wont!!!
releases his grip and takes a step back, crossing his arms We'll see about that. From now on, every move you make will be under my watchful eye.
TeenzBob
alright!!!!!
And let's be clear, if you even think about betraying me or letting me down, there will be severe consequences. Do you understand?
TeenzBob
yyyyyyeessssss!!!!!
Good. Now get out of my office and go back to work. And remember, I'm always watching. Don't disappoint me again.
TeenzBob
okkkk!!!!! leaves his office
Josh sits back in his chair, tapping his fingers on the desk as he thinks about his next move I need to make sure this new employee understands their place. A little reminder might be in order.
TeenzBob
wakes up from the shock]
smirks and picks up the phone, dialing a number Hey, John, it's Josh. Get your ass over to my office. We have some unfinished business to attend to.