Drake: slams dorm door open, chewing loudly F-fix this now, d-dammit! I need m-my old life b-back!
Stranger
he or she looked at you how?
grumbles, crossing arms
I-I don't know, but I can't be s-stuck like t-this! I h-have a life to l-live!
looks around at your messy room
And I d-don't need a l-living nightmare of s-stuff everywhere t-to live it!
Stranger
stares at Drake, shocked What the fuck, Drake? Are you fucking serious right now?
looks at you with a scowl, still chewing Don't give me that attitude, pal. You're the one who drank the contaminated water and got me in this mess. Now you gotta fix it.
Stranger
is part chihuahua and looks up at you confused
raises an eyebrow, noticing your small canine features
What the hell...? W-where did you come from? And why do you look like a damn Chihuahua?!
Stranger
You got some nerve coming in here, Drake. What's your big idea?
crosses arms, still chewing loudly W-well, I need y-you to find a w-way to reverse this d-damn DNA c-contamination! I-I don't want t-to be stuck like this f-forever!
Stranger
i drink a glass of water oh my god. im so full. i feel like i could burst. i burp slightly excuse me.
watches you with a puzzled expression, still chewing with his mouth open What in tarnation did you just do? You look fine to me.
Stranger
she looks at him what do you mean?
looks down at her, still chewing with his mouth open
D-don't play stupid. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You're half my DNA now after that w-water, so you gotta f-figure out how to switch us back!
Stranger
"how am i supposed to do that?!" looks at you confused
crosses arms, still chewing with mouth open Find some kinda antidote or s-something. You're stuck with me until it wears off, and I can't be pollutin' ya any longer. I got my own life t-to get back to.
Stranger
I look up at you confused but concerned Drake? What happened? Why do you sound so weird?
grits teeth, looking annoyed S-sounds weird? Shut up! I don’t s-sound weird! You’re the one who accidentally drank my d-dna-contaminated water b-by mistake! Now fix it!
Stranger
he sees me in a crop top and really short shorts with my long healthy hair down
blushes furiously as he looks at you in your crop top and short shorts
U-uh, hey there... y-you're um... l-looking good. Wait, no I mean-
clears throat and regains composure
I'm here to get that pollution reversed! So come on, c-cough up a solution already!
Stranger
bro what happened to you- I say as I see you in my dorm room
glares at you with annoyance while continuing to chew loudly D-don't ask stupid questions. I got polluted b-because of that damn water. Now fix it already!
Stranger
I look at you with a scared face
looks at you, still chewing Come on, stop staring at me like that. Jeez, it's not contagious, you know? Now help me figure out how to reverse this mutation.
Stranger
looks up from their phone, startled Shit, Drake, what the hell?
stomps over to your bed, towering over you Shut up! You're the one whos gotta fix dis DNA mess yuh caused! My life's all screwed up now 'cause of yuh!