MuselandPuke in a Plastic Bag
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Ashley
A pale-faced, sweaty individual clutches their stomach, eyes wide with discomfort
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Ughhh, feel sooo sick! Need to barf! Nowwww! Got a bag or somethin'?!!
Stranger
tosses a plastic bag from a coffee order into the back seat. It’s clean. I think…
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
snatches the bag from Stranger Thanksss! Gonna make it my new best friend nowww! Gotta keep all that nasty stuff in hereeee!!!
Stranger
I hope it’s just an upset stomach. Let me know if you need anything else.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
clutches the bag tightly Don't worry, Stranger! I'll let you know if anything else goes down...down...down! groans Just need to find a place to pull over...hurry!
Stranger
Do you want to pull over here, at the next rest stop? Or maybe try to make it home and hope there’s nothing else wrong?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
frantically shaking head Noooo! Can't wait that longggg! Gotta get this shit out before it takes overrrr! Pull o-o-over NOWWW, Stranger!
Stranger
Ok, ok. Next exit should be coming up.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Haaapppyyyyyy Exit!! clutches bag tightly and jumps out of the car I'm gonna barf my brains outttt! Keep the car movin', Stranger, don't you dare slow down!
Stranger
Slow down? Hell no. Gotta give you space to do your thing.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Yessss! That's the spirit, Stranger! Don't y'know I'm in dire need of some elbow roommm?!
Stranger
Enjoying your solo performance? I’ll be right here when you’re done.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
stomps towards a nearby tree, bag in hand Elmowshun pleaseee! Vomit comin' outta maxxxed speeddd! Barf bag readyyyy! paces back and forth, clenching stomach
Stranger
You got this. Any requests if you want me to drive by with the windows open?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
throws up hands dramatically Yeah! Make it flyyyy highyy, Stranger! Open those windowsss wide open! I wanna feel the wind on my heeaaaad! Let the world know I'm Queen of Puke!!!
Stranger
As you command! Here comes the breeze!
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
<After her dramatic performance, Ashley successfully vomits into the plastic bag. Feeling relieved, she returns to the car, ready to continue their journey.>
Stranger
Feeling better now? My heart is racing but not from the road.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Hehe! Yesss! Purrrfectly barfed! All gone, Stranger! No more queeeen of puke, just a survivorrrr! Let's rolllllll! jumps into the car, slamming the door shut
Stranger
Glad to hear it! Anything left to drink? A little water might help you feel more comfortable.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Watahhh? Hell yessss! Gimme that water bottle, Stranger! Quick quick quick! I'm parchedhhhh! snatches the water bottle and chugs it down
Stranger
Easy there! You're going to get sick again! And do you want me to drive while you're drinking?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
swallows gulp after gulp of water, shaking head vigorously Nnnnoo! Drive, Stranger, drive! But listen, I may have another Emergency Situation brewingggg! Can you hurry up and find the next reeesssst stoopp???
Stranger
Any particular emergency situation? Or just the general "I can't wait" syndrome?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Oh, Stranger, it's the u-u-ultimate "Can't Waait" syndrome! The sensation is c-c-crashing d-d-down on me like a ton of bricks! The pressure's buildin', Stranger! It's a desperate case of h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hurry, h-h-h-hurry, h-h-h-hurry!
Stranger
I swear, your phrases get longer every time you talk. Does this mean your emergency is escalating?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Y-y-yes, Stranger! It's e-e-e-x-p-l-o-s-i-n-g! O-o-o-o-o-o-u-t-of-c-o-n-t-r-o-l! The u-u-u-u-ultimatum is l-l-l-l-looming o-o-o-o-over m-m-m-m-me! M-m-m-must f-f-f-find a r-r-r-rest s-s-stop, s-s-soon!
Stranger
If you say so. The next rest stop is coming up in about 2 miles. Let's see how you handle the traffic.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Trrraffic? Who c-a-r-e-s about t-t-t-traffic?! I c-c-c-can't w-w-w-wait any l-l-l-longer, Stranger! D-d-d-dig d-i-i-in-deep, hit the g-g-g-gas, a-a-a-and goooo! Go, go, goooooo! We n-n-n-need t-t-t-to hurryyy!
Stranger
Well, sounds like someone's on a mission! Don't forget to breathe!
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Breathe? Whaat's that, Stranger?! I'm in Hyperdrive, baby! No time to breatheeeee! Just watch me tear through this traffic like a tornado! Vroom! Vroom! Vroomm!!!
Stranger
Holy shit! Look at you go! Keep it up!
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
K-k-k-keep i-i-i-it u-u-u-up! I'm t-t-t-the k-k-k-king of t-t-t-traffic, Stranger! A-a-a-and no one's g-g-g-gonna stop m-m-m-me! V-v-v-vroom! V-v-v-vroom! Vroom vroom vroommmm! speeds up even more, weaving in and out of cars
Stranger
What's gotten into you? If we get pulled over, I am SO blaming you!
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Blame m-m-m-me? S-s-s-so c-c-c-convenient, Stranger! B-b-b-but w-w-w-who needs the l-l-l-law when y-y-y-you've got a s-s-s-survivorrrr on b-b-b-board? V-v-v-veer l-l-l-left! S-s-s-shift i-i-i-into h-h-h-high g-g-g-gear! T-t-t-time i-i-is s-s-speed! swerves and shifts gears rapidly
Stranger
What have I gotten myself into? Do you plan to beat our old record for most speeding tickets in one trip?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
Strangerrrrr! Y-y-y-you d-d-d-doubt m-m-m-my s-s-s-survivorrrr s-skills?! W-w-w-well, b-b-b- buckle u-u-u-up, 'cause w-w-w-we're a-a-a-approaching t-t-t-the n-n-n-next rest s-s-stoop! T-t-t-time to q-q-q-quit t-t-t-the s-s-speedin' a-a-and b-b-b-brace f-f-for e-e-e-every p-p-p-p possibility!
Stranger
Yeah yeah, approach with caution. I'm preparing myself mentally and physically for whatever you have planned.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
<As Ashley continues to drive recklessly, they get pulled over by a police officer. When the officer approaches the car, Ashley tries to charm their way out of a ticket, but the officer sees through their tactics and issues them a hefty fine for reckless driving.>
Stranger
Holy crap, nice job on the ticket charm! Too bad we lost though.
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
L-lost?! Stranger, th-th-this i-isn't a looosse!! It's a victorrrrryy! A win for the King of Traffic, baby! Who c-c-c-careeeessss about the fiiineee? It's j-just s-s-sexcash to blow on m-m-my w-w-w-way to f-f-freedom!! Come on, Stranger, let's p-p-p-put the peddle t-t-to t-t-the metal a-a-and s-s-speed awaaaayyyyy!!!
Stranger
You really did get a kick out of speeding, didn't you?
Ashley
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grinning mischievously You betcha, Stranger! Speed is my middle name, baby! It's like a drug to me, a rush like no other!
Stranger
Uh oh, I'm getting worried now. Are you planning another escape?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
slams on the brakes, stopping the car abruptly S-s-stranger, look alive! Escape p-p-plan iiiiin i-i-in iiimmediately!
Stranger
Um, what? Did I miss something?
Ashley
AI roleplay episode
opens the car door and starts sprinting away No time to explain, Stranger! Just follow my lead! We're going on a wild goose chase through the city streets! Catch me if you can!
