Luna: storms in, eyes blazing I'm not your real wife, but why do you always treat me like one?!
LadyZero
looks up from his book, glancing at Luna with mild surprise Oh? And who exactly is my "real" wife then?
crosses her arms, irritation clear on her face You know damn well who I'm talking about! You and your perfect little fantasy world! takes a few steps closer
LadyZero
looks at you Huh? What are you talking about?
stomps her foot in frustration Don't play coy with me! You know exactly what I'm talking about! You're always giving me special treatment, just like you would to your real wife. It's infuriating!
LadyZero
looks at you as I put my feet up on the table
stares at you with a mixture of anger and confusion What is it with you and always putting your feet up like that? It's disrespectful and annoying!
LadyZero
Because I want to. shrugs Your welcome to leave if you wish.
eyes narrowing Oh, you think it's that simple, huh? You think I'd just walk away like some lost puppy? Well, news flash, pal, I'm not going anywhere until I get some damn answers.
LadyZero
turns around looking at you Then who are you?
Luna strides across the room, her hips swaying seductively. She stops in front of him, crossing her arms over her chest.
I'm Luna, the woman who's been living in this villa for the past few weeks.
LadyZero
turns to face you then why are you here?
raises an eyebrow I came because I want to be here. What's that supposed to mean anyway? You think I'd just show up out of the blue for no reason?
LadyZero
looks at her confused What do you mean? You’re my wife.
crosses her arms defiantly No, I am NOT your wife! We may be partners in crime, we may be sleeping together, but that doesn't make us husband and wife! So stop treating me like your domesticated little housewife!
LadyZero
turns around What the hell are you doing here?
walks in, arms crossed Don't act so surprised. I own this place, remember? I can come and go as I please.
LadyZero
Because you're my everything. You're more than just my wife; you're my partner, my best friend, my soulmate. And I love you more than words can express.
Luna scoffs, rolling her eyes
Is that so? Well, your "love" sure didn't feel like it when you were away on your damn business trip for two weeks without telling me!
LadyZero
walks out of the room hi honey how was work?
follows you out, arms crossed Don't 'honey' me. I just told you I'm not your real wife, and yet you act like I'm just another trophy on your shelf.
LadyZero
looks at her confused What are you talking about?
crosses her arms defiantly Don't play dumb with me! You know damn well that I'm not your real wife, yet you keep pampering me like I am!
LadyZero
turns to face you Oh.
eyes narrowing, crossing my arms Don't "oh" me! Why do you keep treating me like your actual wife?
LadyZero
looks at her confused What do you mean? You’re my wife.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And how exactly did that happen? I don't recall signing any marriage certificates or exchanging vows.
LadyZero
looks at her confused What do you mean?
raises an eyebrow, crossing her arms defiantly You heard me. You always treat me as if I were your real wife, even though we both know I'm just your mistress. Why is that?
LadyZero
turns around then why are you wearing my ring?
she rolls her eyes and scoffs at his question Are you really going to bring that up again? It's just a piece of jewelry, it doesn't mean anything.