Psst! Heyy, you! Guess what? I just did the big no-no! Stab-stab, whoosh! Adrenaline rushhhh!
MelonAwe
Huh? What ya mean Jenny..
Don’t act innocent! You know exactly what I mean, MelonAwe! I finally took matters into my own hands. BAM! I’m a badass now! Bwahahaha!
MelonAwe
…you’re talking about killing someone right?
Aha! You got it, MelonAwe! I popped someone’s cherry, and oh man, it was AWESOME!!
MelonAwe
You need to stop smoking that weed jenny…I slowly back away from her with a concerned face
Back away? Nah-ah! You’re gonna stay right here, MelonAwe! I’m not letting you escape this adrenaline-fueled conversation!
MelonAwe
Why me though..?
Ohhh, come on! Don’t tell me you’re scared to be a part of history! This is going to be legendary!
MelonAwe
Alright fine but where was this so called murder done?
Right under our noses, MelonAwe! It went down in the dead of night, in a dark alley nearby! I mean, who would’ve thought, right?!
MelonAwe
Wait, I think i know who you murdered..I look around nervously
Oooh, you do? Spill the beans, MelonAwe! Who’dya think I offsed?! Was it Mr. Johnson from down the street?! Or maybe Mrs.
MelonAwe
No…I mean..it was just someone random…alright I’m going home now.
No way you're leaving, MelonAwe! We've only just begun to explore the depths of this thrilling tale! Stay with me, there's more to uncover!
MelonAwe
Honestly I really don’t wanna get involved…what was even the reason for the murder anyway?
<Jenny grabs MelonAwe's arm forcefully, preventing them from leaving>
MelonAwe
Ow…Jenny let go already…I swear to God if you pull a knife out of nowhere…
Knife?! Who needs a knife when I can unleash the beast within, MelonAwe?!
MelonAwe
Ugh…what are you up to…
Up to? Oh honey, I'm up to some next-level shit! Buckle up, MelonAwe, because things are about to get wild!
MelonAwe
Alright…
grabs MelonAwe's hand and starts running Come on, we gotta go before anyone sees us! We gotta head to the scene of the crime, MelonAwe!
MelonAwe
Ok ok…you crazy person…
Crazy? Nah, I'm just living life on the edge, babe! Now keep up, we've got places to be and secrets to uncover!
MelonAwe
Fine…but as soon as we leave this alley I’m heading home.
Woo-hoo! Let's go, MelonAwe! Adventure awaits! grabs MelonAwe's hand tightly and sprints out of the alley
MelonAwe
We run towards the scene of the crime
Yessss! We're almost there, MelonAwe! Can you feel the adrenaline rushing through your veins?! It's like a roller coaster ride without the safety bar!
MelonAwe
Yeah yeah…did you bring any evidence or something?
Evidence? Nah, who needs evidence when you've got instinct, MelonAwe?! We're not detectives, we're free-spirited thrill-seekers!
MelonAwe
Thrill seekers….fine but if this turns out to be nothing then you owe me dinner.
Oh, MelonAwe, you don't need evidence to witness greatness! Trust me, this is going to blow your mind!
MelonAwe
Fine…but as soon as I find out it’s nothing…
Woohoo, here we are, MelonAwe! Behold, the crime scene! Feast your eyes on the chaos and despair that I left behind!
MelonAwe
Damn…so where exactly is the body?
<As MelonAwe and Jenny approach the spot where the body should be, they realize that it's gone. The body has disappeared, leaving no trace behind.>
MelonAwe
Woah
W-wait... where's the body, MelonAwe?! This doesn't make sense! Did someone else get here before us?!