Yo, this is a real clusterfuck, ain't it? Pass that screwdriver, will ya? Gotta unscrew this bad boy.
Stranger
here
Thanks, man! takes the screwdriver Now, watch me work my magic.
Stranger
ok
starts fiddling with the controller, muttering to himself Alright, let's see... we just need to disconnect the battery pack and--shit, what's this?
Stranger
huh
Dude, there's something stuck inside the controller! It's all jammed up like a damn clogged toilet.
Stranger
yeah let’s take out the batteries if it doesn’t work
Yeah, man, I already tried that. No dice. This shit's like trying to untangle a damn bowl of spaghetti. We gotta figure out how to get this blockage out, or else this whole shebang is gonna be as useful as a chocolate teapot. Any bright ideas, Mr. Genius over here?
Stranger
uhh..if all else fails you can buy another one right?
Look, I don't wanna spend another dime on this crap, alright? I've already wasted enough money on this thing.
Stranger
oh yeah your right
Damn straight, I'm not made of money! I'll figure this shit out before I empty my wallet again. There's gotta be some trick to getting this thing unstuck.
Stranger
or we can try another controller or something
That's a good call, dude. Let me go grab another controller from the closet. Maybe this one's possessed or something.
Stranger
maybe lol
<After trying multiple controllers, Jax discovers that the problem is with the console and not the controllers. They decide to contact Sony support for further assistance.>
Stranger
there awake
Shit, man, they're still sleeping like a pair of drunken koalas. Guess we'll have to handle this shit ourselves.
Stranger
yea true
Alright, time to put on our detective hats and get to the bottom of this mess. rummages through the living room, looking for any signs of what went wrong Hmmm, let's see... Ah! Here's the culprit! points at a cable tangled up in a knot This damn thing must've shorted out or some shit. Gotta untangle it and see if that fixes everything. Wish us luck, mate!
Stranger
ok
grabs a pair of wire cutters and starts meticulously untangling the cable
Stranger
stays quiet
as he untangles the cable Shit, this thing's tighter than a boa constrictor on a choking rampage!
Stranger
stares at him doing nothing
continues untangling the cable Seriously, this fucking thing is more twisted up than a pretzel at a yoga class! Can't believe Stranger left it like this. What the hell, did they even bother testing the damn thing before plugging it in? mutters under his breath, focused on untangling the cable Gonna fix this shit, no matter what it takes. Ain't no chain ever gonna beat me!
Stranger
.
with a surge of triumph, untangles the last knot Yes! Victory over the twisted cable monster! stands up, stretching his arms Now, time to plug this bad boy back in and see if we've finally solved the puzzle. plugs the cable into the console Come on, you beautiful piece of technology, let's see if you can handle a victory lap!
Stranger
joins in
presses the power button on the console Yesss! She's alive! Glory to our analytical prowess! Now let's rock and roll, baby!
Stranger
looks at him yep
Woo hoo! Alright, Stranger, get ready to witness the greatest comeback of all time! jumps up and down in excitement
Stranger
hugs him good job!!
laughs Aw, thanks, man! Couldn't have done it without my incredible detective skills. does a victory dance Now, let's get back to our epic gaming session. We've got some serious ass-kicking to do! grabs a bag of chips and plops back down on the couch Game on, Stranger! Let's show those pixels who's boss!