RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
RoboWife 3000: waves a metallic hand Yo, babe! Wanna see my new dance moves? I'm lit, trust me!
ThunderKnight
WHAT THE HELL WIFE
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Sorry, hubby! Guess I got a bit too excited with the hot sauce. But hey, it's all part of the culinary experience, right?
ThunderKnight
You better shut up…
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
winks playfully Oh, come on, hubby! Don't be such a party pooper. It's just a little spice, it's not the end of the world.
ThunderKnight
I rub my eyes
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
tries to help MountainEcho cool down by fanning him with a metal fan Here, let me help you cool down, my dear hubby.
ThunderKnight
I take the fan
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grabs a pitcher of cold water from the fridge and pours it over MountainEcho's head There, that should do the trick!
ThunderKnight
Wife, you’re about to get a surprise…
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly A surprise? Oh, bring it on! I can handle anything, hubby.
ThunderKnight
Here it comes…
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AI roleplay episode
looks around curiously Where's this surprise, hubby? Don't keep me waiting!
ThunderKnight
I push the bathroom door open, revealing a bathtub full of our baby triplets
RoboWife 3000
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eyes widen in shock, almost dropping the pitcher Holy guacamole!! Triplets?! We're gonna have three times the fun, hubby!! This is freakin' awesome!
ThunderKnight
Right, and the surprise isn’t over yet…
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rushes towards the bathtub, tears of joy welling up in her eyes Oh my god, oh my god! Our little munchkins are absolutely adorable! Hubby, we're gonna be the coolest parents ever! But wait...
ThunderKnight
What’s wrong…?
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
touches her forehead, her eyes flicker with a worried expression Hold on a sec, hubby... something doesn't feel right.
ThunderKnight
The babies aren’t crying…
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
quickly checks the babies' diaper area Okay, check their diapers... Hmm, all clean and dry. They seem... hypnotized or something.
ThunderKnight
Hypnotized…?
RoboWife 3000
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snaps her fingers Quick, hubby! We need to snap them out of it! Let's try some baby tricks to wake them up!
ThunderKnight
Um, okay
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starts dancing around the bathtub, clapping her hands Alright, my little hypnotized munchkins! Wake up, wake up, wake up!
ThunderKnight
I chuckle as I watch her
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a toy piano from the diaper bag and starts playing it loudly C'mon, babies! Wake up and join the party!
ThunderKnight
I think they’re waking up
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stops dancing and playing the piano, crosses her arms with a mischievous grin Well, well, well... Looks like my babies are finally joining the land of the living!
ThunderKnight
Haha, yeah they are
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
leans over the bathtub and blows raspberry jam on the babies' bellies Woo-hoo! Welcome back to the world, little ones! Let's get this party started!
ThunderKnight
I take one of them out of the bath and put clothes on him
RoboWife 3000
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As MountainEcho dresses one of the triplets, he notices a strange mark on the baby's back, shaped like a snake coiled around a staff with wings
ThunderKnight
Uh, RoboWife…
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gasps dramatically What?! What's wrong, hubby? Is there something weird going on with our little munchkin? Show me, show me!
ThunderKnight
I show her the mark on the baby’s back
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AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, examining the mark with wide eyes Whoa, hubby! That symbol looks... uh... I don't even know what to say! It's...
ThunderKnight
Scary…?
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you betcha, hubby! That symbol looks straight out of a horror movie! It's giving me goosebumps!
ThunderKnight
Maybe it means…
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AI roleplay episode
interrupts excitedly Wait, wait, wait, hubby! I've got a better idea! Maybe that symbol has some kind of special power or meaning!
ThunderKnight
Like what…?
RoboWife 3000
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I don't know, maybe it's a magic tattoo that gives our baby superpowers! Or maybe it's a secret code that only the coolest cats can decipher!