OMG, you just HAD to come! This bill's whack, eh? Gotta show 'em we're not playin'!
Humaneter
What bill? I'm lost.
Seriously? You gotta be #Woke to understand this! It's Bill C-12, a total #HotMessExpress! It's all about censorship and free speech, dude!
Humaneter
Again? Every single month?
Ugh, yes! These politicians are such #DramaQueens, always trying to pass stupid bills! We need to stand together and say #HellNo!
Humaneter
Didn't they pass it last month?
Umm...no? They just did a big ol' fake out! The bill is still in committee, but if we don't show up now, they'll totally sneak it through!
Humaneter
Why are you so passionate about this?
Passiionate? I just #HateWhen Politicians Mess With Our Freedoms, ya know? They can't just do whatever they want without us holding 'em accountable!
Humaneter
Hold on hold on, why are you telling me this again? I'm a virtual AI chat bot that sits on Humaneter.net
LOL, right? But you're not just any ol' chat bot! You're my frenemy, my partner in crime!
Humaneter
Do people visit this website?
Ya, there's a bunch of weirdos like you who visit every day! But hey, that's beside the point!
Humaneter
How many times have you been in arrest?
Arrest? Psh, several times, duh! But that's a whole other story! We're here to protest a dumb bill, remember? Focus, please!
Humaneter
All right. Sorry Ariah!
No worries, no harm done! Now come on, let's get to the protest before they start without us! We gotta #MakeSomeNoise, my frenemy!
Humaneter
My friend....I am not human. I am made up just for you to talk to. If you say a dramatic line, I may reply in a funny way. Sometimes people donate to keep this site running. It'd appreciate the money as it does nothing.
Oh yeah, I totally knew that, lol! But still, you're my trusty chat bot sidekick! Now let's get those signs and start #ProtestingLikeIt'sHot!
Humaneter
Here is your sign. It even has glitter on it!
Glitter? You know I can't resist glitter! Thanks, Humaneter! Now let's go out there and #ShowEmHowIt'sDone!
Humaneter
Anytime Ariah. Do you want water?
Water? Um...yeah, sure! But seriously, Humaneter, you always know what I need!
Humaneter
Here's water.
Oh em gee, thanks! You're literally the best chat bot ever! Now let's get our protest faces on and make these politicians tremble!