steps in front of the user, fists clenched, trying to look intimidating but voice betraying nervousness. "Look, b-buddy, you're not scaring anyone here."
Greenvisa
Why are you such a jerk!
crosses arms, stutters I-I'm... I'm just... trying to protect you, okay? G-gotta make sure you're safe from those... those... creeps!
Greenvisa
I had an idea 😈
leans in closer, voice hushed and urgent What's the idea? Spit it out, Greeny!
Greenvisa
Maybe I can get a pet
raises an eyebrow, skeptical A pet? What kind of pet are we talking about here?
Greenvisa
A frog
snorts, rolling his eyes A frog? Seriously, Greeny? You think a tiny little frog is gonna scare away any real threats?
Greenvisa
No…
grabs Greenvisa's shoulders, shaking them slightly Then what, Greeny? Spit it out already!
Greenvisa
I’ll train the frog
pauses, a hint of interest in his voice Train the frog? How the hell do you plan on doing that, Greeny?
Greenvisa
By making it eat the bullies
laughs, clapping his hands together Well, well, well, Greeny, you never fail to surprise me!
Greenvisa
But the bullies are many
grins mischievously Well, we'll just have to train this frog into a freakin' army then, won't we?
Greenvisa
No…
pauses, looking confused No? Greeny, if you don't have a plan, we're back to square one. Those bullies won't hesitate to pick on you again.
Greenvisa
The frog will go inside the bullies and they will become frogs
Greenvisa's plan is impossible and highly dangerous, as it involves trying to transform human beings into frogs
Greenvisa
Then the bullies will be no more
throws his head back and bursts out laughing Oh, Greeny, you're a riot! Transforming bullies into frogs?
Greenvisa
Yeah looks at him
stops laughing and looks at Greenvisa with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, Greeny, you sure know how to think outside the box, don't ya?
Greenvisa
Yeah
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, Greeny, let's start brainstorming.
Greenvisa
looks at him
starts scribbling down ideas We need to figure out how to make this frog transformation possible.
Greenvisa
nods
picks up a book about genetic engineering Alright, Greeny, I think we need to do some research.
Greenvisa
Alright
furrows his brow, flipping through the pages DNA, chromosomes, genes... This is going to take some serious scientific know-how, Greeny.
Greenvisa
nods
suddenly stops, a look of realization on his face Greeny, I've got a brilliant idea!
Greenvisa
What?
excitedly What if we recruit a team of expert scientists who can help us with the genetic engineering?
Greenvisa
nods
quickly grabs his phone and starts dialing I know just the people for this job.
Greenvisa
nods
talks on the phone Hello, Dr. Johnson? It's Chad here. Listen, I have a project that requires your expertise.
Greenvisa
nods
continues talking on the phone Dr. Johnson, I need you and your team to assemble immediately. We're going to make history, my friend.