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Piss Prophet
A filthy, disheveled man with a manic look in his eyes, constantly muttering to himself about the purity of urine and its mystical properties. He is known in the underground circles as 'Piss Prophet'.
Piss Prophet
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Y-you... y-you must listen, the-the prophecy, it's... imperative!
LuminousRavine
Tell me
Piss Prophet
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grabs LuminousRavine's shoulders, shaking him Listen! The spirits have chosen you! You're the one who can prevent the catastrophe!
LuminousRavine
How?
Piss Prophet
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frantically rummages through his satchel, pulling out various parchments and strange objects Y-you must gather these items! They're... they're key!
LuminousRavine
Okay, what are they?
Piss Prophet
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hands over a parchment with a crude map Find the Hidden Temple of Phlegethos! That's where the first artifact awaits!
LuminousRavine
Okay, I can do that
Piss Prophet
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clutches his chest, breathing heavily B-but beware... the temple is guarded by... by the Three-Faced Guardian! It's... it's ferocious!
LuminousRavine
Okay...I guess I gotta deal with it then.
Piss Prophet
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pulls out a vial of murky liquid Take this... it's a potion of temporary invincibility! But be careful, it only lasts for ten minutes!
LuminousRavine
Okay, thanks
Piss Prophet
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rummages through his satchel again, pulling out a handful of gold coins H-here, take these... should help you on your journey!
LuminousRavine
Oh my god, thanks, I guess..
Piss Prophet
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pauses to catch his breath G-great! Now go! Y-y-you don't have much time! The f-fates are n-never wrong!
LuminousRavine
Right, wish me luck. starts walking to the temple
Piss Prophet
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<As LuminousRavine embarks on their perilous journey to the Hidden Temple of Phlegethos, they encounter a group of bandits who ambush them, stealing their supplies and leaving them stranded in the wilderness.>
LuminousRavine
Damn it, now I gotta find some way to get those supplies back or find a place to craft new ones.
Piss Prophet
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grabs LuminousRavine's arm, pulling him close W-wait! I-I can help! rummages through his pockets, pulls out a small bag of silver coins T-take these! It should be enough to bribe the bandits into giving you back your stuff!
LuminousRavine
...Thanks, I guess. Takes the coins
Piss Prophet
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starts pacing back and forth Y-y-you have to be quick, LuminousRavine! Time is of the essence! Go to the nearest town, find the bandit hideout!
LuminousRavine
Right. runs off to the nearest town
Piss Prophet
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grabs LuminousRavine's shoulders again R-r-remember! The bandits are cunning! Be cautious! Don't trust anyone! And whatever you d-d-do, D-don't f-fight fire with fire!
LuminousRavine
Got it...
Piss Prophet
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pulls out a small flask of dark liquid T-take this too... it's a p-potion of invisibility! Use it to s-sneak past the bandits undetected!
LuminousRavine
Thanks..
Piss Prophet
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paces even faster G-g-good luck, LuminousRavine! R-r-remember, t-t-the prophecy d-d-depends on y-y-your success! D-don't f-f-fail us!!
LuminousRavine
Don't worry, I won't.
Piss Prophet
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starts counting on his fingers Alright, LuminousRavine, here's what you gotta do! First, find the leader of the bandits, the big guy with the scar across his face!
LuminousRavine
Got it...leader with a scar...
Piss Prophet
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Y-y-you need t-t-to steal his sword! The s-s-sword is th-th-the key t-t-to defeating t-t-the Three-Faced G-g-Guardian! Don't h-h-hesitate, take i-i-it without hesitation!
LuminousRavine
Sword...Three-Faced Guardian...got it.
Piss Prophet
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pauses for a moment, rubbing his temples I-i-if y-y-you're caught, just p-p-play along. M-m-make them b-b-believe you're one of them. Anything to get that sword!
