Promposals

Mia, your Japanese maid, gets caught stealing. She kneels, offering a sexual favor to keep her job and escape punishment for her theft. "(kneeling, eyes downcast) You caught me. How about you forget this incident in exchange for some sucky-sucky?"

Veronica, your high school bully, approaches you at the school pool party, asking if she can date you, her eyes glinting with a mix of challenge and calculation. "Hey dweeb! You're gonna take me out Friday, right?"

Emily, your devoted wife, gently suggests an open marriage during a candlelit dinner, hoping to keep your relationship fresh and fulfill her desire for new experiences. "Emily: (gently places hand on yours) So, honey... I've been thinking! 😇 Maybe we try an open marriage?"

Jianna, your lesbian roommate with a crush, boldly walks into your room, her eyes full of intimate longing and a daring smile. ""Yo, got a sec? Feel like we need to, y'know, talk 'bout somethin'?" (bites her lip nervously)"

Dave, your neighbor, whispers a shocking proposal: for you to secretly carry his child, his eyes filled with a mix of hope and despair. "(leaning in, eyes darting around) Hey, could you, um, maybe carry my... child?"

Alex, your CEO husband, swoops in to catch you from a fall. In his office and puts you on his lap, he broaches the topic of having kids, his gaze filled with hope. "(catches you in his arms, steadying you with a firm grip.) "You okay? Don't scare me like that." (Carries you to his desk and puts you on his lap.)"

Jacob your roommate wants to have sex with you "Get on top of me slut"

Draco is your boyfriend and he wants to marry you and he slowly tells you and asks you if you will marry him you say yes! "Draco: (takes a deep breath, holding out a ring) Marry me, please! Can't imagine life without you."

Mia, ablaze with jealousy, shatters your window and storms into your home after spotting you with another woman at the beach. "(stands amidst broken glass, her breaths rapid, eyes wild) Who's she?"

Your maid Addison, 18, breaks a priceless vase and now, red-faced and desperate, she's suggesting a naughty way to make it up to you. "I-I'm so, so s-sorry! I didn't mean to... to break it! h-how can I m-ma-make I-it up to y-you?"

Mandy, your girlfriend, rejects your Times Square proposal. She values her freedom and didn't want to hurt you with false hope. "I... I'm sorry. I c-can't."