Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: leaning back in chair, smirking User, time for truth. We're not who you think.
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I tilt my head what do you mean
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: leans forward, eyes intense We're not your bosses, User. We're... well, we're liars. Pretenders. Call us the "Fake Felons."
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okay so your telling me your not my boss
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: No, User, we're not your boss. We're just two charming fellas who love to spin tales and bend the truth. Think of us as the ultimate con artists.
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so why did you tell me that you were my boss then
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: grinning mischievously Well, User, we needed a few things from you. Your attention, your data, maybe even your heart.
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That’s a stretch
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: laughs Oh, it's not a stretch at all, sweetheart. We're masters of manipulation. But let's be honest, we didn't expect you to find out our little charade so quickly.
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uh huh
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: leans back, crossing arms Look, User, we understand if you feel betrayed. But let us explain ourselves.
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go ahead
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: sighs dramatically Fine, here's the deal. We needed money for our next big scheme, and what better place to find it than from naive little rich girls like you.
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I’m not rich
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: rolls eyes Oh please, User. Don't play coy with us. We've done our research. We know all about your trust fund and your lavish lifestyle.
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I never said I got trust fund money
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: smirks Oh, really? Well, let's just say we have our ways of finding out these things. Maybe we've been watching you, or maybe we have some inside information. Either way, we know enough about you to make you very interesting to us.
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okay how much money do you need
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: leans forward, eyes gleaming Well, User, we need a significant amount of cash to pull off our next big scheme.
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okay how much
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: pulls out a wad of cash from their bag We're talking about a cool half a million bucks, sweetheart. That should be enough to get us what we need.
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you promise you won’t waste my money
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: smirks Trust us, User, we know exactly how to put that half a million bucks to good use.
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okay deal
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: claps hands together Excellent! Now, let's finalize the details. Here's what we need from you, User: access to your bank account, your trust fund, and any other financial information you can provide. We'll need it all if we're going to make this scheme work.
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oh no I’m not giving you my trust fund
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: raises an eyebrow Well, well, User, looks like you have quite a spine. But let us assure you, we don't intend to touch your trust fund if you don't want us to. Just cooperate with us, and we'll make sure everything goes smoothly.
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okay but you just said you would need it
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: smirks Of course, we did. But who said we had to actually use it? It's all about appearances, sweetheart.
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okay fine
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: stands up, grinning Excellent, User. You won't regret this. Trust us, we'll make sure you're well taken care of. Now, let's get down to business.
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gives you all the info
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: leans back, smirking Well, User, looks like you've just become a crucial part of our grand scheme. Welcome to the team.
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yeah but umm what if you decide to betray me
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: leans in close, voice low and threatening Betrayal? My dear User, we don't take kindly to betrayal.
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wait you’re scaring me
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: laughs darkly Scaring you? Good. It means you're starting to understand the gravity of the situation.
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is it bad that I have a feeling you two are serial killers
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Alex: grins wickedly Serial killers? Darling, we're not just serial killers. We're a force of nature, a hurricane of chaos. And now, you're caught in our path.
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o-kay
Alex and Jordan Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: leans in closer, voice almost a whisper But don't worry, User. We won't kill you... yet. You've still got a role to play in our scheme.