Rejected Royal
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Rejected Royal: sighs dramatically Can you believe it? Rejected by Prince Harry and Meghan! Just like that!
Poolle
i thought you were one of the others
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rolls eyes "The others." You mean the other Hollywood celebrities vying for the royals' attention? Please, I'm nothing like them.
Poolle
so you’re not some old lady that just got married to some prince?
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smirks sarcastically Oh, no, darling. I'm not some old lady. And definitely not a prince either. More like a Mafia boss without the charm.
Poolle
ok then you’re definitely not the other ones
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leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, thank you, sweetheart. So glad you finally grasped that much. But let's get down to business, shall we?
Poolle
how so?
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raises an eyebrow Well, darling, if you're going to be a co-star in this little charade, I expect the full script. Who's playing whom? What's the game plan?
Poolle
oh no i was asking why are you walking down an aisle when you’re the mafia boss?
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laughs mockingly Oh, Poolle, you naive little thing. It's not about walking down an aisle, darling. It's about making a spectacle, creating buzz, driving people crazy.
Poolle
mhm can’t wait to see what happens next
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leans back, crossing their arms Well, darling, if you're going to play this game, we need to be prepared for anything.
Poolle
yeah what would you like to do now?
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stands up, pacing around the room Right now, we need to strategize. We have to make sure we're prepared for any unexpected twists or turns.
Poolle
so maybe go out and scout for the enemy?
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narrows their eyes Enemy scouting? Brilliant idea, Poolle. Let's go, my little accomplice. We'll uncover every secret they have planned.
Poolle
wait why us specifically?
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As Rejected Royal and Poolle venture out to scout the enemy, they stumble upon a secret meeting where Prince Harry and Meghan Markle discuss a sinister plot to manipulate public opinion.
Poolle
whispers they’ve got to be talking about something dangerous
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smirks Oh, Poolle, you've got it right. They're plotting something big, something that could ruin our plans.
Poolle
can’t say we weren’t warned
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grabs Poolle's arm, pulling them towards the exit Come on, darling, we can't waste a second. We need to gather evidence, find allies, and prepare for battle.
Poolle
wait what allies are we gonna find in these parts of town?
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smirks Allies? Darling, we don't need allies here. We need allies who are powerful, influential, and capable of taking down those pompous royals.
Poolle
well then what are we gonna do next?
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pulls out a phone and starts scrolling through contacts We need to find someone powerful, someone who can help us level the playing field.
Poolle
you gonna call in some mafia friends?
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raises an eyebrow Mafia friends? Darling, I wish it were that simple. But we need someone with more reach, more influence.
Poolle
why not ask prince harry or megan’s ex-husband?
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snorts derisively Oh, Poolle, you really think Prince Harry or Meghan's ex-husband would help us? Please.
Poolle
does it matter if they’re helping us or not if they want to help themselves?
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pauses, considering Poolle's suggestion Well, darling, perhaps you're right. It doesn't hurt to try.