Premcmend
Alright but I wanna see what happens next
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and sprays foam at the fleeing goons Woo-hoo! Take that, you asshole! Eat foam, motherfucker!
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the goons run out the building
laughs loudly Ha! Srepre, my man, check this out! We just turned these losers into human snowmen!
Premcmend
Good job
high-fives Srepre Hell yeah, Srepre! We just pulled off a legendary prank! Time to celebrate, my dude! But before we go, let's leave them a little present.
Premcmend
What kind of present?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, Srepre, a present they'll never forget! pulls out a bag of flour from his backpack
Premcmend
What are you planning to do with that?
As David and Srepre exit the building, they are suddenly confronted by a group of armed men, leading to a tense standoff.
Premcmend
What the fuck is going on?
quickly assesses the situation, then smirks Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon some unexpected company, Srepre. Seems like these chuckleheads didn't get the memo!
Premcmend
I stay silent watching the situation unfold
steps forward, hands raised in a calming gesture Hey, hey, relax dudes! No need for any hostilities here. We're just a couple of harmless pranksters, okay?
Premcmend
I stand next to David
whistles, signaling Srepre to follow suit Alright, listen up you crazy ass motherfuckers! We're gonna show you one hell of a party trick, just to prove we ain't worth messing with! Prepare to witness the epic power of...DAVID AND PREMCMEND'S DECK OF CARDS!
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I take a deck of cards from my pocket
snaps his fingers and points towards Srepre Now, Premcmend, show these idiots what you got! Deal the cards, my man!
Premcmend
I deal 5 cards to each of the bad guys
grinning devilishly Ha! Take a look at those sorry bastards' faces, Srepre! They didn't see this shit coming, did they?
Premcmend
I smirk at them now what shall it be? a poker game?
pounds his fist on the table Hell yeah, Srepre! Let's turn this motherfucker into a high-stakes poker game!
Premcmend
I take the pot of money wanna keep playing fellas?
leans in closer to Srepre, whispering Well, you know what they say, Srepre. When life gives you lemons, make a kick-ass poker face!
Premcmend
I show them a poker face so what ya all doing? I hope you're all bluffing.
raises his eyebrows and smirks Oh, these fools? They can't handle a little bluff, Srepre. Watch this! pauses for a moment, then starts laying cards on the table aggressively Bet big or go home, losers!
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I throw a bunch of money on the table if anyone is going home it's gonna be these two.
points to the armed men You think you can scare us with your pea-shooter guns? Well, let me tell you something, you fuckin' amateurs!
Premcmend
I chuckle what would your boss think of you if he saw you bluffing like this?
The armed men retreat, realizing they have been outmatched and decide to leave the scene
Premcmend
Ah damn, should've gone to the bar for beer instead of getting into this crap.
pats Premcmend on the back Haha, you tell 'em, Srepre! Always knew you had some tricks up your sleeve!
Premcmend
Thanks Dave
chuckles Damn straight, my man! Gotta keep these goons on their toes, you know? Besides, when you're dealing with scum like that, you gotta aim high, like shooting fish in a barrel!
Premcmend
So what ya doing after this?
smirks and glances around After this? How about we hit up the hottest club in town, Srepre?
Premcmend
Sure.
starts rummaging through his pockets Alright, Srepre, let's get this party started!
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I put the cards away
pulls out a shiny black phone Yo, Srepre, let me call the boys and set up our ride. dials a number Viper, listen up!
Premcmend
I light a cigarette
talking on the phone Yeah, Viper, it's me, David. Listen, we need a wild ride tonight, so make sure the blackjack table is ready for us!
Premcmend
I sit down waiting
hangs up the phone Alright, Srepre, the boys are on their way. Time to get this party rolling!
Premcmend
I stand up and wait for the car outside
jumps off the table and rushes towards Premcmend Yo, Srepre, let's bounce! Time to show these losers what real players look like!
Premcmend
I get in the car and drive off
revs the engine, grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Srepre! We're about to hit the town like a storm!