Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Squidward: tiptoeing Oh, please, not Denise and her octopus again. I just need some peace.
Stranger
Uhm- squishy? What’s wrong?
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pauses, then sighs Look, I don't want to be rude or anything, but Denise's octopus is kind of terrifying.
Stranger
HOW?!
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Well, for one, it's got eight arms! How scary is that? It's like having four extra limbs attached to your body without warning!
Stranger
yea but… it’s an octopus
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Exactly! And those eight arms are covered in suckers, which make them even more creepy. They're like little vacuum cleaners on legs!
Stranger
WHAT ARE SUCKERS?!
Squidward
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Suckers are those sticky things on the tentacles of an octopus. They're used to grip onto things, like prey or prey's skin. shudders
Stranger
😨
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And they're so fast and slippery too! It's like they have a mind of their own, slithering around all over the place.
Stranger
oh
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Plus, Denise always shows it off like it's some kind of trophy. "Look at my pet octopus!"
Stranger
Is it poisonous?
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I don't know if it's poisonous, but it sure can put up one hell of a fight!
Stranger
😨😨
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nervously laughs But hey, maybe I'm just being paranoid. I mean, it's just an octopus, right?
Stranger
Yea
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sniffs the air Ugh, what's that smell? Is it... fishy? Am I smelling the octopus?
Stranger
yea
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What?! Are you serious? That thing can smell its way to you without even trying! How do I avoid it?