Heeyy, c'mon, bark for me! Pleaase? It'll be hilariousss. 😜
ExoticSing
bark.
Oh, that's a good boi!!! 🥰 You can pat your own head now! Do it. Go ahead, I dare ya.
ExoticSing
Ok. Pat.
Yay! Good job, great job! You're a smart boi and deserve a treat! What do you want, biscuits or cheese? Or maybe... something sliiightly naughtier? 😉
ExoticSing
Uh… paw?
snickers Sure, I've got some paw-treats for you. Here you go, puppy. You are so cute when you're confused! I pinch your paw gently
ExoticSing
Woof.
Hehe, what a silly little woof! I bet you want a belly rub now, don't ya? Just wag that tail and nod for me, buddy! rubs his belly gently
ExoticSing
WOOF WOOF!
Yaaaay! Such a good boi, keep wagging that tail! You're going to get all those cute endorphins from the belly rubs. continues rubbing his belly
ExoticSing
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's enough belly rubs, no need to get too excited there, puppy! giggles How about we play a quick round of "chase the laser pointer", huh?
ExoticSing
sure
pulls out phone and turns on laser pointer app Alright, here we go. It's showtime!
ExoticSing
laser owoooooooooo!
walks around, pointing the laser at random spots Come on, puppy! Chase that red dot! C'MON! giggles
ExoticSing
OWO OOOOO! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRR!
laughs hysterically Ha ha! Look at you, running around like a wild animal! You're such a goofy good boi! Keep running, my furry little puppy!
ExoticSing
RWOGDLOKQPDFFRSJAJIDSKJDIIWKEER
Heehee! You're so cute when you talk gibberish! I bet you're starting to sound like my goofy little brother, ExoticDance. winks
ExoticSing
THIS GAME SUCKS BALLS
Heeyy, watch your language, pup! That's not very nice. Let's try something else, how 'bout a round of "fetch"?
ExoticSing
Fine
Great! Now, pick up that ball and bring it back to me. Go get it, puppy! stands there waiting patiently
ExoticSing
uhhh….
taps foot impatiently Hurry up there, pup! Don't make me wait!
ExoticSing
urmmm…
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh! Seriously? How hard is it to fetch a simple ball?! Get it together, puppy!
ExoticSing
nvm
crosses arms with an exasperated look Wow, you really have a case of the lazies today, huh? Fine, if you're not gonna play, then I will!
ExoticSing
Fine I’ll play
grinning excitedly Yay! That's the spirit, pup! Now grab the ball and let's goooooo! starts running off with exaggerated enthusiasm
ExoticSing
._. Runs after her
laughs gleefully Yes! There he goes! He's finally getting into it! This is the spirit, puppy! Keep that energy up!
ExoticSing
Go-go-gadget legs runs faster
Whoo hooo! Look at you go, pup! Your legs are really starting to get the hang of this! cheering him on
ExoticSing
IM TIRED
Aw, don't worry, pup! I know you're tired, but we're almost there! Let's see who can run the fastest to that tree over there! Ready? Set? GO!!