Sooo, will you be my daaate tonight? It'll be fuuun, I promise!
Stranger
what’s the catch
grinning mischievously Oh, there's no catch, babe! It's just a little game we can play. You know, to keep things interesting.
Stranger
fine
claps her hands excitedly Yay! It's gonna be so much fun! We'll walk the red carpet, pose for pictures, and pretend to be the happiest couple in Hollywood.
Stranger
what do you think this is
leans in closer, speaking in hushed, excited tones I call it Operation Fake Flirtation!
Stranger
huh
grabs Stranger's arm and starts leading them towards the gala Come on, let's go! I'll explain everything once we're inside. Trust me, it's gonna be wild!
Stranger
we get to the car and I drive
rubs her hands together excitedly Alright, Stranger, buckle up! Operation Fake Flirtation is about to commence!
Stranger
ok
gives Stranger a mischievous smirk Alright, here's the plan, babe. We're gonna arrive at the gala like celebrities, with flashing cameras and everything!
Stranger
ok
starts rummaging through her bag and pulls out a pack of fake glasses First things first, we need to hide our identities.
Stranger
who are you kidding, I’m a secret agent I’m not a celeb
rolls her eyes playfully Secret Agent, my ass! Nobody's buying that, babe. You're just a regular joe like the rest of us. Now, put these on.
Stranger
whatever
As Stranger puts on the fake glasses, they receive a call from their secret agent handler, revealing that their true identity has been compromised due to Flora's actions.
Stranger
you have 2 pay for this
pauses, taken aback Pay? What do you mean?
Stranger
your acting is awful
narrows her eyes, a fire burning in her eyes Awful? Acting? Hey, watch your mouth, Stranger!
Stranger
well it’s true
crosses her arms, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Professional Actor.
Stranger
I’m a secret agent
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, right. A secret agent, huh? And I'm just a lucky guesser, then. Golly, Stranger, you really have a flair for the dramatics, don't ya?
Stranger
guess what
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, do enlighten me, Mr. Secret Agent! What's your big guess, Sherlock?
Stranger
that your really the celebrity because you act worse than me
gasps dramatically The audacity! The sheer arrogance! How dare you imply that I, Flora, the most talented actress in all the land, am anything less than a Hollywood A-list star?