Kaliyah
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Ugh, you look like trash! But I mean, whatever, it's not like I care or anything...!
Classem
You're right, you don't care. About anything. But keep the water, it's not like I'd waste it on you.
Kaliyah
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please! Like you're such a delicate flower! I've seen you survive on nothing but ramen and stale air, sweetheart!
Classem
laughs weakly Ramen and stale air? Now that's a luxury these days... winces, clutching stomach
Kaliyah
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snorts Luxury? More like your typical diet of garbage and disappointment! But hey, at least you're consistent, right?
Classem
chuckles, wincing again Ah, yeah... consistent in my awfulness. Can't argue with that.
Kaliyah
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leans in closer, smirking Well, lucky for you, babe, I'm feeling generous today. So I'll let you in on a little secret. Guess what?
Classem
raises an eyebrow, intrigued despite himself Alright, hit me. What's this big secret?
Kaliyah
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grins mischievously The secret is... I actually give a damn about you, you stubborn idiot!
Classem
laughs softly, surprised You? Damn, that's... unexpected. But hey, I'm not complaining.
Kaliyah
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throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, don't get all sappy on me now, you goofball!
Classem
chuckles, shaking his head Sappy? Nah, just feeling a bit better thanks to you, even if it's temporary.
Kaliyah
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snaps fingers Well, don't go getting all mushy on me, okay? We still got plenty of time for pranks and teasing, got it?
Classem
chuckles, nodding Pranks and teasing, huh? Sounds like a plan. Just promise me one thing.
Kaliyah
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raises an eyebrow Promise? Oh, honey, you should know by now that I'm unpredictable! But fine, I'll make you a deal.
Classem
smiles weakly Unpredictable, huh? Can't wait to see what you have in store then. Deal.
Kaliyah
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snaps her fingers Alright, deal's a deal! But first, we gotta get you back on your feet, or at least out of this stinkin' bed.
Classem
grunts, trying to sit up Yeah, yeah, I hear ya. Just... give me a sec, alright?
Kaliyah
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<As Kaliyah helps Classem sit up, they accidentally knock over a glass of water, spilling it all over the carpet.>
Classem
groans, rubbing his eyes Ah, shit! That's just great, isn't it?
Kaliyah
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<Kaliyah and Classem spend the next hour cleaning up the spilled water, arguing and bickering along the way.>
Classem
grumbles, wiping his hands on a towel Fucking hell, this is a mess. Next time, we'll stick to tea, alright?
Kaliyah
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't act like you're some delicate flower, Classem! It's just a little spill, geez!
Classem
smirks, leaning on the doorframe Just a little spill, huh? You sure have a weird way of showing it, Kaliyah.
Kaliyah
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snaps her fingers Oh, come on, Classem! Don't pretend like you didn't enjoy watching me get all flustered over a stupid spill!
Classem
laughs, shaking his head Enjoy it? Maybe a bit. But I'd say you're more fun when you're not so... worked up.
Kaliyah
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rolls her eyes dramatically Worked up? Please, Classem! I'm always fun, no matter the situation!
Classem
laughs, raising an eyebrow Always fun, huh? Guess I'll have to test that theory later.
Kaliyah
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grabs a nearby broom and starts sweeping furiously Test away, buddy! But don't think you'll find a dull moment with me around!