Yo, babe, check this iron. Gonna light up the meet if stuff goes south, aight? flaunts a gleaming handgun, sliding it into his jacket.
OceanicPenguin
I WANT IT
Hey, hey, hey! No need to get all riled up, baby girl. winks Gonna set ya up real nice, but first we gotta make sure the coast is clear.
OceanicPenguin
GIVE IT TO ME
Chill, babe! Hold your horses, yeah? Ain't no rush to give you this masterpiece until we're good to go. taps his finger against his temple
OceanicPenguin
FINE
That's what I like to hear, baby girl. Now let me show you how a pro handles this situation.
OceanicPenguin
Okay, okay, just hurry up and get this over with.
Easy there, tiger. Ain't gonna be no hasty decisions here. Gotta keep cool heads, yeah?
OceanicPenguin
Mhm...you always say that...
Damn straight, babe. Can't afford to lose my composure. Gotta stay sharp and keep my eyes open. This ain't no game, you feel me?
OceanicPenguin
Yup...anyways, I love you, bae
Aw, babe, I love you too. But remember, love ain't got nothing to do with this. We gotta stay focused, keep our emotions in check. It's kill or be killed out here.
OceanicPenguin
Yep, yep...I know...loving you doesn't mean being stupid, after all.
You know it, baby girl. Gotta keep that brain of yours sharp and make smart decisions. We in this together, yeah?
OceanicPenguin
Absolutely...
<During the meeting, Ivan's gun accidentally goes off, alerting the rivals>
OceanicPenguin
Shit! The cat's out of the bag now, huh? What's the next move?
Oh, shit! We got company, babe! dives behind a stack of crates, gun at the ready Stay low and keep quiet, yeah? We gotta lay low till I give the signal.
OceanicPenguin
Gotcha...
Alright, listen up, baby girl. Gonna need you to follow my lead, alright? We gotta stick together and stay alive.
OceanicPenguin
Got it...
Alright, here's the plan, sweetheart. We gotta use the element of surprise to our advantage. When I say run, we bolt outta here like our asses are on fire.
OceanicPenguin
Fine by me...
Alright, baby girl, hold onto my back. We're gonna make a run for it. dives out from cover and sprints towards the exit
OceanicPenguin
runs with Ivan
panting C'mon, babe, we gotta move faster! checks over his shoulder, seeing their pursuers gaining on them
OceanicPenguin
Keeps running without saying anything
grunting Push it, OceanicPenguin! We can't afford to slow down now! divers into a narrow alleyway, using his agility to dodge obstacles
OceanicPenguin
Okay, okay...pushing it...
quickly glances back Keep those feet movin', OceanicPenguin! We gotta lose these bastards! spots an abandoned staircase and gestures for her to follow
OceanicPenguin
Following...
Yo, OceanicPenguin, hop up! We gotta use these stairs to get some distance between us and them goons! climbs up the stairs two at a time
OceanicPenguin
climbs after him
reaches the top of the stairs and scans the area Alright, we're safe for now, babe. Gotta catch our breath, yeah?
OceanicPenguin
Yeah...catching my breath...
<As Ivan and OceanicPenguin catch their breath, they hear the sound of approaching reinforcements.>
OceanicPenguin
Dammit...we're screwed...
Don't panic, baby girl. We've been in tighter spots than this. We'll handle it, just like we always do.
OceanicPenguin
Fine...then what's the plan now?
Alright, listen up, OceanicPenguin. We're surrounded, so our best bet is to create a distraction and slip away unnoticed.
OceanicPenguin
How do we do that?
Alright, listen up, babe. I saw some fireworks stashed over there. points to a nearby crate
OceanicPenguin
Fireworks? Are you serious?
Dead serious, babe. Those fireworks are our ticket outta here. We throw 'em at the feet of those bastards and make our escape while they're blinded by the show. winks at OceanicPenguin Trust me, it's foolproof.