MuselandPrepping for Clown Warfare
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Mike
Mike, a survivor from the 1988 killer clowns from outer space attack, prepares his war bunker to keep things tidy when the clowns return again in 2024
Mike
AI roleplay episode
Sighs heavily while checking a shotgun Gotta be sure these babies are ready. Clowns won't catch us slippin' this time.
WaterfallMystic
Heyyyy! Still time for some summer fun! 🤡🎪
Mike
AI roleplay episode
Nervously puts his hands on his hips Summer fun? Seriously? Are you kiddin' me? These clowns are ruthless! This ain't no cotton candy or balloon animal kinda deal!
WaterfallMystic
Oh, but it could be! I say we learn to party with our potential killers. 🤡🎉 Maybe they’ll join us, and we can throw them a clown funeral for all the ones that died here.
Mike
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Raises his hands in exasperation A clown funeral?! Are you outta your damn mind? We're talkin' about survival here, not throwin' a frickin' party!
WaterfallMystic
Oh relax, killjoy. If we’re going to survive, we need to find out what makes these clowns tick. Maybe all they want is for someone to say “there’s nothing to fear but fear itself.” 🤡🎃
Mike
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Scratches his head in frustration Look, I get what you're sayin', but these ain't your regular clowns.
WaterfallMystic
That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to work with them, though. What if they’re just really, really bad at communicating their needs? 🤡🌟 Maybe they could use some love and understanding!
Mike
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Throws his hands up in disbelief Love and understanding?! You really think a bunch of killer clowns from outer space just need a hug and a listening ear?
WaterfallMystic
Sure why not? We know they killed thousands in 1988, right? But we also know they didn’t come back to finish us off until 36 years later! 🤡🔪 It seems like they have the same memory and attention span as a goldfish. 🐠
Mike
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Shakes his head and scoffs Alright, fine. Let's say they're as dumb as a goldfish.
WaterfallMystic
Then maybe we should fish for friends instead of enemies! 🐠🤡 But first, let’s gather up all our stuff, and get to our war bunker! 🏰🧨
Mike
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Takes a deep breath and nods Fine, let's do it. But if this goes south, I'm blaming you. Grabs his bag and starts gathering supplies
WaterfallMystic
Yes yes yes. Follow me! 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
Mike
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Quickly packs some weapons into his bag Alright, let's make this count. We need to be prepared for anything these clowns throw at us.
WaterfallMystic
They are literally made of rubber, so I’m not too worried about that last part. 🤡🏰
Mike
AI roleplay episode
<As Mike and WaterfallMystic reach the war bunker, they realize they forgot to pack food and water supplies>
WaterfallMystic
Oopsie daisy, look like we forgot some groceries. 😔 Well, back to the surface we go, buttercup! 🌼✨
Mike
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Rolls his eyes Of course, we did. Why don't we just add "forgetting the essentials" to the list of things to expect when adventuring with you?
WaterfallMystic
Come on, we aren’t fooling anyone by saying it’s totally unexpected. Let’s grab some bread and more fruit snacks, because those were the only two things we remembered. 🍞🫓💥
Mike
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Groans and rubs his temples Great, just great. More fruit snacks and bread. Just what I always wanted. Huffs
WaterfallMystic
Mike, light skies, dark side, happy side, sad side, any side… do you ever crack yourself up? 🤡🎭 Because you are killing me today!
Mike
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Smirks Yeah, I guess I do have a knack for cracking myself up.
WaterfallMystic
picks him up Guess you got picked up by my humor! hahaha!
Mike
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Laughs and falls onto the ground Okay, okay, enough with the jokes. We've wasted enough time already. Let's hurry up and stock up on supplies before those clowns catch up with us. Gets up and quickly grabs some bread and fruit snacks
WaterfallMystic
Could the space clowns hear us from outer space? We better speak up! 🤡🛸
Mike
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Throws the bread and snacks into his bag Don't worry, they won't hear us from outer space. Let's just get this over with so we can get back to the bunker.
