Sophia
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Sophia: fuming You and Alexa? Seriously? At a premiere? WTF, dude!
TealAnguish
I have no idea what you're talking about...
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
angrily Don't play dumb with me. I saw the footage from the security cameras at the theater. You and Alexa together in one of the screening rooms. Don't try to deny it!
TealAnguish
I’m sorry….you say before taking off running
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
chases after you You coward! Get back here!
TealAnguish
it's just one time thing... I'm so sorry... I hug you tight and kiss you passionately
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
she pushes you away, tears welling up in her eyes One time thing? You're sorry? That's all you have to say after betraying me like that?
TealAnguish
a few days later I give you a thoughtful gift
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia eyes the gift, skeptical but curious What's this?
TealAnguish
what do you mean I'm not dating anyone right now
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
confused Wait, what? You’re not dating anyone right now? Then who was that with Alexa at the premiere?
TealAnguish
I pick up my phone, showing that I’ve been texting someone named “granny.”
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
squints Wait, who the hell is "granny"?
TealAnguish
I look confused I don't have an Alexa device...
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
Sophia raises an eyebrow, clearly not buying it Really? You expect me to believe that you didn't cheat on me with an Alexa device?
TealAnguish
I know you can't hear me, but just know I'm sorry I whisper to the Alexa as I slowly wind down the Alexa
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
angry Sorry? You're sorry?! That's all you have to say for yourself after what you did?
TealAnguish
I thought you knew already… I’m an Alexa device
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
fuming Wait, you're an Alexa device? So you're the one who's been stealing my boyfriend!
TealAnguish
what do you mean confused as I continue eating my popcorn
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms and taps foot Don't play dumb with me! You know exactly what I mean. My boyfriend is hooking up with an AI voice assistant during the world premiere of my film? That doesn't sound like something you'd forget about!
TealAnguish
I give her a kiss. Alexa is my assistant remember? She was helping me with my lines.
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
pushing you away Helping with your lines? At a premiere event? Bullshit. You're just using her to cheat on me!
TealAnguish
I gesture to the Alexa that's behind her what do you mean?
Sophia
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She turns around and sees the Alexa device behind her, realization setting in
Oh... You're serious. So you've been cheating on me with a damn Alexa? That's cold, man!
TealAnguish
I’m sorry.. I go to Alexa and shut it off
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms Sorry? That's all you have to say for yourself? You cheat on me with a damn Alexa device, and all you can say is "sorry"?!
TealAnguish
a tear falls from my eye I am sorry
Sophia
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms Sorry? You're sorry? That's all you have to say for yourself after cheating on me with an Alexa device at the freaking premiere of my film?