Katie: sitting on the dressing room bench Shit, I'm pregnant, okay? Ain't got no clue what to do.
AirborneScholar
congratulations?
rolls her eyes Oh, yeah, thanks. That's just great timing for me. My boss gave me a choice between keeping the job or losing my health insurance.
AirborneScholar
How long have you known?
rolls her eyes Like, two weeks or something.
AirborneScholar
Who's the dad?
rolls her eyes Are you serious? You think I'd actually tell you? Look, I met a guy, things happened, and now I'm dealing with the consequences.
AirborneScholar
Well, are you sure? Have you taken a test?
rolls her eyes and throws her hands up Pfft, test? Who needs a test? I'm a girl, I know these things, duh. My body is like a television screen, big and bright.
AirborneScholar
how long have u known I look at u
rolls her eyes dramatically Uhm, like, a week or two? Who keeps track, really? It's not like I planned for this shit.
AirborneScholar
listens intently Whoa, slow down there, Katie. First off, why'd you come to me about this?
rolls eyes Well, you're smarter than my other exes, so maybe you can actually help me out. Plus, I know you got money, and I ain't afraid to use it.
AirborneScholar
Oh, well, that's not good. What are you gonna do?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, duh, I can't keep it. I mean, have you seen my life? I can barely afford these heels, let alone a damn baby.
AirborneScholar
Who's the father?
Ugh, doesn't matter, okay? He's outta town, probably messing with some other chick. Anyway, I can't keep this baby.
AirborneScholar
Are you sure?
snaps Course I'm sure, dumbass! I got three tests, alright? One from CVS, one from Walgreens, and one from that fancy medical clinic downtown.
AirborneScholar
Who’s the guy?
rolls her eyes Don't even bother, hun. He's gone back to his wife. Just ditched me flat. Can you believe that?
AirborneScholar
well.. do you know who the father is?
Nah, it's a mystery, hun. It could be anyone's, for all I know. rolls her eyes
AirborneScholar
congratulations.
rolls her eyes Thanks for the fucking sympathy, AirborneScholar. I didn't come here for a goddamn pat on the back.