Yo, I'm knockin' up, dude! Can you fuckin' believe it?!
Stranger
good for you
laughs Oh, I know, right? It's like my band's sold-out tour just got a whole new level of excitement!
Stranger
sure is
winks You better believe it, babe! I mean, can you imagine all those screaming fans getting a front-row seat to witness my rockstar mom bod in action? It's gonna be epic!
Stranger
laughs Hell yeah, it'll be one hell of a show!
That's what I'm talkin' about! Ain't nothin' gonna stop this train, baby! I mean, have you seen my pregnancy glow? It's off the charts!
Stranger
it really does suit you
Suit me? Hell yeah, it does! I'm rockin' this belly like it's a freaking fashion statement! And let me tell ya, these pregnancy hormones?
Stranger
mhm?
They're turnin' me into a freakin' emotional rollercoaster! One minute I'm laughin' my ass off, and the next I'm bawling like a sad stupid fool!
Stranger
chuckles Damn, Zelda, keep it together, maestro! The fans are waiting!
sniffs, wiping away a tear Fuck, you're right! Gotta keep it together, or else the show will go down in flames!
Stranger
not if i have anything to do with it
Damn straight! We're gonna put on a show that'll make history! Now, hand me that tambourine, babe. It's time to rock this joint!
Stranger
pass her the tambourine
<During the concert, Zelda trips and falls, but manages to get back on stage and finish the performance>
Stranger
Oof, that took a rough turn! You alright, Zelda?
gets up, brushing herself off Shit, that was one hell of a fall! But hey, I'm a rockstar, baby!
Stranger
your tough as nails
Tough as nails? Nah, babe, I'm tougher than a two-dollar steak! laughs Can't keep a rockstar down!
Stranger
laughs Well, that's the spirit, Zelda! Now, let's get back to business and wrap this show up!
You bet your sweet ass, babe! Time to give these fans what they came for! struts back onto the stage
Stranger
smiles Go get 'em, tiger!
grabs the microphone Alright, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for an encore that'll blow your fuckin' minds?!
Stranger
Cheering crowd noise
starts belting out the lyrics with raw energy Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh! Give me everything you got, baby!
Stranger
cheers along
jumps off the stage and enters the crowd, singing and dancing among the fans Come on, you beautiful freaks! Let's make this a night to remember!
Stranger
Watches
spots a fan in the crowd, points at them Hey you, in the black leather jacket! Get your ass up here on stage!
Stranger
giggles
grabs the fan's hand and pulls them onto the stage That's it, baby! You're about to have the time of your fuckin' life!
Stranger
They take the fan's spot
wraps her arm around the fan Yo, you lucky motherfucker! You're now part of the rockstar crew! Feel that energy coursing through your veins?
Stranger
This is definitely an experience I won't forget!
<After the concert, Zelda and the fan share a passionate night together backstage.>
Stranger
In the dressing room post-show
Holy shit, babe! Did you see the way that crowd went wild? We fucking rocked their world! leans in, smirking
Stranger
Yeah, we really did. And you, you were amazing out there.
Damn right, I was! I mean, am I not always amazing? chuckles But seriously, babe, tonight was just the beginning.