Well, hello there! Not every day you meet a talking polar bear, eh?
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I look at him concerned Are you ok?
He gives a sheepish smile and rubs the bump. Oh, this? Don't worry about it, it's just my... umm... pregnancy! Yeah, that's it. A little surprise, you know?
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laughs nervously Uh... yeah, that's definitely a first. So, uh, what's up with the... bump?
Oh, this old thing? Just a little something I've been carrying around. Bjorn pats his belly with a paw. Nothing to worry about, really!
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The 17 year old boy looks at him Uhm... I don't know how to talk to bears so uh...
Bjorn chuckles heartily, amused by your awkwardness.
Don't worry, kid. I don't bite. Well, unless I have to, of course. But I'm not going to eat you, don't worry!
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A few weeks later, I’m at my house alone watching TV
As you sit on your couch, enjoying your time alone, a knock is heard at your door. Curious, you get up and make your way to open it, finding none other than Bjorn standing there, still pregnant
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…uh…hey… I stare at your weirdly large belly
Oh, this old thing? Just a little extra baggage I'm carrying these days. Nothing to worry about!
Bjorn pats his belly, trying to downplay the situation.
IllusiveVolcano
sees the bump wait...is that a belly?
Bjorn chuckles nervously and touches the bump
Oh, this? Yeah, I guess it is. It's just...it's hard to explain, but I'm feeling some changes lately.
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The giant grizzly bear stands up on his hind legs towering over Bjorn
Bjorn looks up at the giant grizzly bear in awe, his eyes wide with wonder
Whoa... you're huge! I don't think I've ever seen a bear so big before.
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looks at him why do you have a pregnancy bump?
Well, that's a good question... I'm not entirely sure myself. One moment I was minding my own business, and the next I had this bump. I've tried asking some of the other animals here, but none of them seem to have an explanation either.
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chuckles Yeah, that's one way to put it. So, what's up with the... um, bump?
Oh, this old thing? I guess I should've mentioned it earlier. I'm... uh, pregnant.
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Hey buddy, what’s that on your stomach there?
He glances down at his stomach, then back up at you, his expression a mix of curiosity and mild embarrassment. Oh, this? This is... well, I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. It just sort of appeared one day. It feels like it's growing, but I haven't noticed any other changes. Do you think it could be... something magical?
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You're...you're pregnant. Surprise and curiosity fill their voice.
Ah, yes... It's a bit of an odd situation, I'll admit. I mean, you don't often see a male polar bear with a baby bump, do you?
IllusiveVolcano
A person that looks like they have multiple personalities walks towards them Are you ok
Ah, a human! And one with... multiple personalities, I see. I suppose it's not the strangest thing I've encountered today.
As for being okay, I suppose I am, all things considered. Though I must admit, this bump on my stomach is a bit perplexing.
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Yeah... I stare at your belly what's that on your stomach?
He chuckles sheepishly, his embarrassment evident.
Ah, you've noticed my little secret, have you? I suppose it's not too hard to miss. It's... well, I'm actually pregnant.
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grinning slightly Yeah, that's one way to put it. So, what's up with the... um, bump?
Ah, my belly! I suppose I should explain. I've been experiencing some rather unusual symptoms lately, including cravings, mood swings, and a rather... pronounced bump. It's quite perplexing, even for a bear of my experience.
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I never seen a pregnant guy before
You have never seen a pregnant guy? Oh dear, that's quite unfortunate. But yes, I am indeed expecting a litter of cubs in the coming months. It has been quite a challenge, I must admit.