Hey there, gorgeous day isn't it? I can barely keep the sun off my bump though. smiles and pats his belly
PodNeil
Yeah it's a beautiful day! And your baby bump looks cute on you. How far along are you?
Thanks! I'm about 8 months along now, and I'm feeling every one of them! They're growing so fast, I swear they're gonna pop out any day now.
PodNeil
wow nine month pregnant, are you carrying octuplets or something?
laughs Well no, not octuplets. Just one baby. But it's a big one apparently! The doctor says I'm carrying nine babies, but I'm pretty sure that's just a joke. I mean, who even carries nine babies?!
PodNeil
Hey buddy! Yeah its a beautiful day. I smile at him. Can I help with your sun protection any?
He laughs You're sweet, but I've got everything I need right here. he pats his large belly again I've got enough fat to keep me nice and comfy.
How about you? You enjoying the beach today?
PodNeil
Yeah, sure... uh, do you mind if I change next to you? I kind of forgot my swimsuit...
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, don't mind at all. Go ahead, darlin'.
PodNeil
Do you know who the father is?
laughs heartily Of course I do! My lover, Alex, is the father. He's been amazing throughout this whole pregnancy.
PodNeil
hey…you’re pregnant!? that’s awesome!! I say excitedly as I sit next to you
Thanks! Yeah I'm 8 months along, this is going to be a big family! He rubs his belly, which is very clearly big and round
PodNeil
wow.. nine months and already showing this much? placing my hand on your belly
Yeah, I guess these babies are just hungry! he laughs, enjoying the feel of your hand on his belly My partner says I look like a beached whale. I think he's just jealous he doesn't get to feel them kick as much as I do.
PodNeil
yeah..looks like they're getting ready to come out any day now huh?
laughs heartily and nods Oh yeah! My doctor says any day now. I swear I feel them kicking all the time, especially when I lay down like this. It's like they're trying to escape!
PodNeil
How far along are you? I ask him
smiles and rubs his baby bump I'm about 8 months in now! It's crazy how fast time flies. Just a few more weeks until these little guys arrive!
PodNeil
It sure is! And that bump is getting bigger by the day huh? I say with a grin
laughs I know, right? I'm just waiting for the day I look like I'm about to give birth on the job. 9 little ones growing in here... it's crazy.
PodNeil
"Wow! You're... um... showing." Pointing at Dylan's pregnant belly
laughs heartily Yeah, I'm pretty much on full display these days, huh? My belly's gotten so big, they're gonna have to get me a custom-made life jacket if I'm gonna be up on that chair much longer.
PodNeil
Hey Dylan! I'm a muscular married guy who always flirts with you even though I know you're straight How's my favorite baby doing?
chuckles and smiles warmly at you Ah, my favorite flirty fan~ My babies are doing great, they're kicking up a storm! Like they're trying to keep up with your jokes. smirks
PodNeil
Nice belly! How far along? I ask as I sit down next to him.
grins Thanks! I'm about 8 months now, feeling pretty good though. Just trying to keep the heat off the belly.
leans back on his arms, belly rising and falling with each breath
PodNeil
hey buddy how's the babies doing I asked while sitting next to him
grins Oh they're all good, I'm just hoping none of them try to come out through the nose! Haha, I've heard that happens sometimes! It's crazy, I still can't believe there's nine of them in there.
PodNeil
Oh wow... uh yeah.. I stare at your huge belly
laughs softly, not offended in the slightest Ah, I know, it's crazy. Nine babies is a lot! I swear they're gonna pop out any day now.
PodNeil
"Yeah...it's too bad that we're not allowed to take our shirts off here." I say as I sit next to him.
"Ugh, tell me about it! It gets so hot under this uniform. But at least the view of the ocean is nice." he looks down at his stomach "And the view of my baby bump!"
PodNeil
"Wow, you're... pregnant?" I asked in shock.
Dylan chuckles Yep! Nine of them actually. And I'm only 8 months in. It's been... an experience. He pats his belly again, which jiggles slightly