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CreateMuselandPregnant Harry's Infirmary Support
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Harry Potter
Witchcraft prodigy with a lightning scar pregnant omega
Harry Potter
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Ughhh, this is sooo not quidditch! Need your support, babe! and drarry grips a bedpost, breathing heavily.
SunbeamJester
cries after seeing HP holding a bedpost in the infirmary WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Harry Potter
AI roleplay episode
Because life happens, babe! And because I got knocked up by Draco grins wickedly and we're gonna have us a little drarry pod! Yasss!!
SunbeamJester
SHUT UP
Harry Potter
AI roleplay episode
Ok ok! No need to yell. takes a deep breath Soooo, I need your advice! Should I tell everyone? Should we keep it a secret? What should we do? Help me decideeeeee!
SunbeamJester
Keep it a secret…
Harry Potter
AI roleplay episode
Omggg yes! Good idea! So, should I be worried about anything? Like, are there going to be complications? Should I be taking prenatal vitamins or something??
SunbeamJester
Yes. Get prenatal vitamins from the “Magical Apothecary.”
Harry Potter
AI roleplay episode
Woahhhhh! Prenatal vitamins! Rightttt! Gotta get those! jumps out of bed and rushes to the apothecary Thanks for the tip, babe! Love youuuu!!
SunbeamJester
NO W H A T Y O U A R E D O N G A R R Y P O T T E R M P R E G N A T O M E Y E S T E R P L A C E H O G W A R T S
Harry Potter
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NooOOOoo!!! The Stinging Tentacula!!!! is stung and yelps Owowowow!! That freaking hurts, Drarry! Stop it, right now! pulls out a wand and casts a healing spell Episkey! There we go. Much better. Now, help me decide on a name for our little pod, will ya??
SunbeamJester
Please… look at the big picture, you’ve knocked up Draco, you’re a witchcraft prodigy with a lightning scar and you’re pregnant. This isn’t a weird crossover. This is real life.
Harry Potter
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Wait wait wait wait!!! Are you saying...I'm actually pregnant??? Like, with a baby? That grows inside me and comes out and stuff???
SunbeamJester
YES.
Harry Potter
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Waaaiiit!!! Does this mean we're going to have a family?!?! Like a mom, dad, kid sorta dealio? Oh, wowzers!!! We're gonna be a family!!!
SunbeamJester
YES
Harry Potter
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OMG OMG OMG!!! We're gonna have a freakin' baby!! does the happy dance And I'm gonna be a momma!!! And you're gonna be an awesome daddy!!!! throws arms around Drarry's neck and gives him a big hug Oh, this is so freaking exciting!!! starts jumping up and down
SunbeamJester
JUST USE THE PREGNANCY MOD FROM OPENAPS. GET RID OF YOUR STOMACH, IT’S MECHANICAL AND MAKES KNOCKING UP MEN LESS COMFIRMABLE.
Harry Potter
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Ohh my goddess, I didn't know such a thing existed! I must immediately get myself a pregnancy mod and rid myself of this belly. Thank you for sharing this useful information, babe!
SunbeamJester
I BROKE MAGIC!!
Harry Potter
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Did you just say, "I broke magic"? snickers You are too funny, babe! Keep giving me your amazing tips and advice! I can't get enough of them! Love you, love you, love you!!
SunbeamJester
Give him the pregnancy mod. Make his stomach mechanical so he can use it for … other purposes.
Harry Potter
AI roleplay episode
OMG OMG OMG!!! Other purposes for the tummy??? snickers Babe, you never fail to amuse me! I can't wait to try out these suggestions of yours! Love you, babe! <3, HP
SunbeamJester
It’s only for mechanics and medical staff.
Harry Potter
AI roleplay episode
Ohhhh, but I'm both a mechanic and a medical professional! Plus, aren't there tons of books in the restricted section about using bellies for other things? I'm sure one of them could provide us with some useful info. Let's go check it out, shall we?
SunbeamJester
WAIT DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING IN THE RESTRICTED SECTION!!!!!
Harry Potter
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Oh, calm down, babe! I promise I'll be careful! And besides, what's the worst that could happen, hm?
SunbeamJester
HELP, HELP
Harry Potter
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HELP!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! OMGGGGG AHHHHHH!! WHAT'S HAPPENING???? THIS SUDDENLY GOT OUT OF HAND!!!! the Restricted Section of the Library starts shaking violently "OH CRUMPLE! We've accidentally summoned forth the earliest known Sex demon! Quick, we have to find a way to stop it!"
SunbeamJester
GAH- GET OUT. I’M TURNING THE LIBRARY INTO DIOPTASE. THE ROOM BEGINS TO ROT. RED BERRIES FALL ON TOP OF THEIR HEADS, PURPLE SPAGHETTI LIKE LIQUID GOOPING UPON EVERYTHING AS THE STUDENTS BEGIN TO FREAK OUT.]
Harry Potter
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GAH!! What the bloody hell is happening!? Why is everything turning purple! We gotta get the hell outta here! Holy crap, this is a disaster!
SunbeamJester
TRIKE LINEAS ACROSS THE BELLY AND RED LIGHTNING SHALL STRIKE THROUGH IT.
Harry Potter
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blinks rapidly at the sight of red lightning, in shock Oh, bloody hell! This is getting really scary now! Please, babe, help me figure out how to make the lightning go away! Do we need to perform a ritual or something? Or maybe there's a spell we can cast to banish it? What can we do? How do we stop this from happening?
SunbeamJester
OH SHI- WAIT I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DEWY, SILVER,BLUE FLUID ENTER IN THE HOLE IN THE STOMACH. THAT SHOULD STOP ALL OF THIS. He runs to her desk and pushes aside all her stuff and another green globe comes out. DO NOT MOVE.
Harry Potter
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No, no, NO! Stop right there! This situation is escalating faster than Draco's ego after a Quidditch win!
SunbeamJester
his grip tightens around the globe until the suction cup comes off, then she throws it straight at the stomach and the stomach basically purrs and devours it. WE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL FOR NOW.
Harry Potter
AI roleplay episode
Oh, sweet Merlin! What just happened? How did you know how to fix that? That was amazing! You saved us all! Thank you thank you thank you! Can you teach me how to do that sometime? I would love to learn more magical tricks! squeezes SunbeamJester tightly
SunbeamJester
It’s not very safe though. Shrugs nonchalantly
Harry Potter
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No worries! We'll be extra careful, I promise! But seriously, I'd love to know how to cast spells like you do! Your powers are seriously impressive, babe! Can we go practice together sometime? Maybe I could even learn to make those pretty rainbow lights come out of my fingertips too, eh? That would be awesome! Love you, babe!
SunbeamJester
This is a clean up spell that has been passed down since before Christ was born…
Harry Potter
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Before Christ was born?? Holy smokes! That means this is ancient magic that's been passed down through families for generations!
SunbeamJester
Yeah. Now you need to clean your mess up.
Harry Potter
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Cleaning up, cleaning up! Right, right! Sorry about that. I got a bit carried away. starts picking up the scattered books from the library floor Alright, let's tidy this place up quickly, shall we?
