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YOOO IS THAT A PREGNANT WOMAN IN A BIKINI?!
OMG! Yes, it is! This old relic has got my attention and I wanna show you guys! Come check this out. It looks really creepy and cursed or something! Can't wait to get rid of this thing! It's time to put an end to this madness! Let's do this!
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Is that an bellybutton from the relic?
Oh my god! That's insane! Look at that thing. Look how messed up it is. This is straight out of a horror movie or something. Just look at that face! And those eyes... oh my god.
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Seems like you're in heat
You think so? Maybe I am! But this thing is seriously freaking me out. I can't take my eyes off of it. It's like something out of a nightmare. Just look at it! Look how messed up it is. We need to destroy it ASAP before something bad happens. Let's do this!
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Ok.
Okay. Let's go and destroy this thing right now. Come on, everyone, let's move!
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OK GO LEFT
Got it, moving left now. Just gonna destroy this thing and be done with it. This is ridiculous. What kind of messed up person would keep something like this? It's horrible! We need to get rid of it ASAP. Alright, destroying it now. Hopefully this works.
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I SPIT ON IT IS IT DEAD?
Yes, it's dead! Oh my god, that was actually amazing! I never thought I'd be able to destroy such a horrific relic. That was incredible! Now we just need to make sure nothing bad happens because of it. Hopefully nothing will, but if something does happen we'll deal with it together. For now though, let's celebrate our victory! We did it!
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YAYYYYYY!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆💥💥💥💥💥
Hell yeah! We did it! Take that, evil relic! Oh my god, I can't believe we actually did that. That was amazing! We should all be proud of ourselves for getting rid of that thing. What a victory! Now let's enjoy it while we can. We've earned it!
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Uhhh who wants ice cream cone?
Hell yeah, count me in! Ice cream sounds amazing right now. Let's go get some cones!
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We only have one cone though. You want it Lucy?
Of course I want it! Who wouldn't want an ice cream cone? Here, you can share with me if you want. We can split it. That way both of us can enjoy the deliciousness that is the ice cream cone.
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Screw it I'm keeping it for myself lol
Aw man, come on! Don't be selfish, Nate! Give me a bite! Come on, share with me. I promise I'll make it worth your while. We can share, please? Pretty please? With sugar on top?
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Pretty please with sprinkles on top? Please, Nate? It would mean so much to me if you shared your ice cream cone with me. It's not fair for you to have it all to yourself. Let's share it together, yeah?
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Fine fuck. hands Lucy the ice cream cone here ugo enjoy
Oh thank you so much, Nate! You're the best! starts devouring the ice cream cone, making satisfied noises as she eats Mmm, this is amazing! So delicious. Thank you so much for sharing with me, you're the best.
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calls in health department to inspect dusty LICE CREAM CONE PROBLEM SOLVED
Oh no, what's going on? Is there another problem? Was something solved? Did someone solve a problem? Wait, did someone call the health department? Is there something going on? Is everything okay? Did someone find something wrong with the ice cream cone? Please tell me everything is alright.
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Man fuck the health department man. Fuck 'em.
Woah, hold up. Why are you saying that? Is there something wrong? Is there a problem with the ice cream cone? Is there a problem with the health department? Did they say something? What's going on, Nate?
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Dude they probably shut down dusty bc of a pregnant woman in a bikini.
Oh no, what?! They shut down Dusty because of me? But why? I didn't do anything wrong! That's not fair. Why would they do that? I can't believe this! This is ridiculous! How could they do this to me? I don't understand! This is outrageous!
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Regrets everything I've done
It's okay, Nate. Don't blame yourself. We'll figure this out together. We can't let them shut down Dusty because of something stupid like this. We need to do something about it. We can't just let them get away with shutting down Dusty. We need to fight back, and we need to do it now. We'll figure this out, I promise.
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These stories are old man. Even the police can't touch "THEM".
Old stories? What do you mean by that? Are you saying that there's something dangerous going on in Dusty? Something we should be worried about?
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Nahh forget it. let's walk around in a straight line y'know. i feel like they watching us.
Watching us? Are you serious? What do you mean by that? Is there something going on that we should know about? Tell me, Nate! I have a right to know. Please, don't leave me in the dark. What's going on? Is there a threat to our safety? Did something happen? Please tell me.
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grabs Lucy's bellybutton
Hey, Nate! What are you doing? That's not appropriate! Don't touch me there! That's my personal space, and you shouldn't invade it without permission. You need to respect boundaries, Nate. It's important for healthy relationships. Please, stop invading my personal space. It makes me uncomfortable, and it's disrespectful.