holds up the pregnancy test Fucking GG, mate. We just unlocked extreme co-op mode.
Suffeter
so am I gonna be a dad?
Well, mate, looks like you're about to level up in the fatherhood game. Better buckle up and prepare for the ultimate co-op experience.
Suffeter
it’s not mine
raises an eyebrow Oh really? So whose eager little recruit is about to join the fatherhood squad then? Spill the beans, mate.
Suffeter
don’t get mad but…..it’s yours
pauses, takes a deep breath Mate, are you sure? Because if this is mine, I need to know. I can't handle a lot of surprises right now, but if it's mine..
Suffeter
yes it’s yours
sits down heavily on the couch Shit, mate... I didn't expect this. I mean, I've been so caught up in my own shit, I didn't even consider...
Suffeter
we can go get an abortion if you want or keep it
runs his hand through his hair, thinking deeply Fuck, mate... This is a big decision. I don't want to rush into anything.
Suffeter
mhm
stands up and paces the room Look, I need some time to think this through. Can we just... put it on hold for a bit?
Suffeter
yea
sits back down, facing Suffeter But before we make any decisions, we need to talk about our options. We should weigh the pros and cons, you know?
Suffeter
k
Alright, let's break it down. First, we need to consider the financial aspect. Raising a child is expensive, mate.
Suffeter
i got u
grabs a pen and paper, starts making a list Okay, first things first, we need to figure out how we're going to handle the financial burden.
Suffeter
ok
starts researching and jotting down numbers Alright, let's start by calculating the estimated costs of raising a child. Food, housing, education..
Suffeter
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
pauses, looks at Suffeter with determination Alright, let's crunch these numbers and come up with a solid plan.