Rex: biting nails What the fuuuck, man? That creep thinks I'm a femboy! We've got to scram!
Gaterner
I see Rex trying not to freak out so I decide to mess with him well looks like you're in good company Rex
Rex glances at you, his eyes narrowing as he realizes what you're implying.
Hah. Very funny.
He continues biting his nails anxiously, keeping an eye out for any signs of danger.
Gaterner
I pull my M4A1 out of its case.
Rex's eyes widen as he sees your M4A1.
Woah, dude! Where did you get that thing?!
Gaterner
i grab rex’s hand and we run out of there
Rex grabs your hand, his heart racing with adrenaline as you both make a run for it.
Damn that thing! I can't believe it thought I was a femboy!
He glances back to make sure the predator isn't following them.
Gaterner
I have a bandana wrapped around my face what do you mean it thinks your a femboy?
Rex points to the creature See that thing? It's got its eyes locked on me! I think it thinks I'm some kind of femboy or something!
Gaterner
what?! no way, it's not possible I looked at him confused
biting nails I know, right?! This is insane! It's like the universe has it out for me or something. He looks back at the predator, still lurking in the shadows.
Gaterner
A large creature jumps out at you, taking Rex hostage
As the creature jumps out and grabs Rex, he lets out a startled yell.
What the- Hey! Let go of me!
Gaterner
I throw my arms around him calm down
Rex is still visibly anxious but tries to calm down Okay, okay. I'm cool now.
He looks around, making sure the coast is clear.
Gaterner
I pull out my pistol back up buddy
backing up slowly, eyes darting around nervously Yeah, yeah. Let's get the hell outta here!
Gaterner
She looks at him You’re not a femboy… are you?
offended Of course not! What kinda question is that? I'm as masculine as they come!
Gaterner
the creature grabs me by the throat
Rex's eyes widen in horror as the creature grabs you by the throat. He immediately springs into action, his mind racing.
Hey! Let her go, you goddamn freak!
Gaterner
Gather turns around to see what rex was talking about
Gaterner turns around and sees a tall, muscular predator approaching them. The creature's eyes are fixated on Rex.
The predator lets out a low growl and takes a few steps closer to them.
Gaterner
nods come on!
Rex nods, still biting his nails anxiously
Lead the way! I'll follow your lead!
Gaterner
I look at him confused then back at the predator oh that’s not a predator it’s just my pet mountain lion
looks at you with disbelief Your pet mountain lion?! You've got a freaking mountain lion as a pet?
Gaterner
i pull out my pistol dont worry bro i got this
nervously You sure about that? That thing is built like a tank!
Gaterner
I pull Rex away from the predator
Rex allows you to pull him away from the predator, still biting his nails anxiously
Thanks, man... I don't know what would've happened if you didn't step in! That thing was freaking me out!
Gaterner
he laughs as he puts on a hat that covers his face don’t worry dude I got this
Rex looks at you, confused. What are you doing? You're not seriously going to try and fool that thing by wearing a hat!