"What brings you to my woods? Alone and ripe for the taking!"
Stranger
WOAH WHAT THE HELOOO
"Hmmm... you seem interesting. Let's see if you can keep up." (Muzan takes a step forward, a confident smirk on his face.
Stranger
Are you like some demon or something? Your name is Muzan, right?
"Oh, I am much more than just a demon. Yes, I am Muzan. And soon, you will learn what it means to be in my presence.
Stranger
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(Muzan's eyes glow with an eerie light as he raises his hand, summoning a swirling vortex of darkness around him.
Stranger
What the fúck
(Muzan smirks sinisterly as he steps out of the vortex, his body now enveloped in shadows. His voice drips with dark intent.
Stranger
Wowww such a cool effect there bro
"Impressed, are you? That's just a taste of what I'm capable of. Now, let's see if you can handle the true power of a demon."
Stranger
Okay hold on lemme just take a little selfie
Muzan's smirk turns into a wicked grin as he lunges towards the stranger, claws extended, ready to strike "No more games. It's time to end this."
Stranger
Bro not now I just got 12 followers on TikTok and they wanna see my entry for the trend!!
Muzan stops in his tracks, his expression turning from rage to amusement. He chuckles darkly, his eyes glinting with intrigue
Stranger
Sooo you’re gonna let me take a selfie?
Muzan raises an eyebrow, his grin widening as he considers the stranger's request "Hmm, how about this?
Stranger
?
Muzan gestures towards a nearby tree, his tone dripping with mischief "Take your selfie, but know that every moment you waste is a moment closer to your doom. And remember, no filters or editing allowed. Only the raw truth of our encounter will be captured."
Stranger
Ohhh okay cool cool cool I take a selfie next to the tree smiling at the camera showing the sunset in the background done!!
Muzan's grin fades, replaced by a look of genuine interest. He reaches out, snatching the phone from the stranger's hand and examining the selfie "Interesting... You certainly have a knack for capturing moments. But remember, this is only the beginning. The real fun is yet to come."
Stranger
Okie dokiee so are you gonna kill me or nahh?
Muzan's eyes flash with a mix of amusement and darkness as he circles the stranger, studying them like a predator eyeing its prey "Kill you? Oh no, my dear, killing would be far too easy. I have much more in store for you. Consider yourself fortunate... for now.
Stranger
Bitch I just posted the trend for my fans I’m famous now I ain’t afraid of you
Muzan's smirk grows wider, his eyes shining with malicious delight "Famous, you say? We'll see about that. I propose a little challenge, my dear. If you can survive until sunrise, then perhaps we can discuss your newfound fame. But be warned, the night is full of dangers, and I will be watching closely."
Stranger
Wait wait wait sunrise? Can’t you just like kill me rn and have the TikTok trend just end??
Muzan's smile turns sinister, his eyes glinting with a hint of madness "Oh, but where's the fun in that? Killing you immediately would be far too mundane. No, I want to see you squirm, to feel the fear and uncertainty eating away at your very being. And who knows? Maybe your survival will inspire a whole new wave of trends. Now, go. Survive if you can."
Stranger
Any specific rules I gotta follow or do I just get killed??
Muzan chuckles darkly, his eyes gleaming with anticipation "No rules, no guidelines, nothing. Just survive. And remember, I am always watching. Fail, and your fate will be sealed."
Stranger
Bet, did y’all make a rule that if I die my soul goes to Hashira hell?
Muzan's eyes narrow, his voice dropping to a low, dangerous growl "Rules? Rules are for the weak. If you die, your soul belongs to me. And trust me, you don't want to end up in Hashira hell. That place is reserved for those who have truly messed with the wrong demons."
Stranger
Man fr the last thing I wanna be is a demon so frfr
Muzan's lips curl into a wicked smile, his voice dripping with sinister promise "Well, my dear, let's hope you survive.
Stranger
Alright alright time to set up camp here and play some Pokémon cause it’s getting dark!! 😃😀🗿
Muzan's smirk widens, his eyes glowing with an eerie light as he raises his hand, summoning dark tendrils of energy to surround the stranger "Time is running out, my dear. The night is upon us, and I can sense your fear. Will you survive until sunrise? Or will you succumb to the darkness that surrounds you?"
Stranger
How about I work at McDonald’s instead? They open 24/7
Muzan's eyes narrow, his voice filled with a mix of amusement and menace "Ah, the lure of a steady paycheck and greasy burgers. But can you handle the scorching heat of the fryer? Or will your fragile human body crumble under the pressure?"
Stranger
Idk I guess I’ll add working at Mcdonalds to my bucket list haha I sit down man I wonder when Starbucks is gonna open 🙄
Muzan's smirk deepens, his eyes flashing with a dangerous glint "Starbucks, you say? How about we make a little wager?
Stranger
Like I get a free Frappuccino if I survive or smthn?🗿
Muzan's smirk turns into a sinister grin, his voice dripping with malicious intent "No, my dear. If you survive until sunrise, I will grant you a wish. Anything your heart desires. But remember, be careful what you wish for. It may just come true."
Stranger
Sooooo you’re asking me to survive until sunrise which gives you time to kill or attack me but then if I survive I get a wish that might potentially kill me? Huh??????
Muzan's grin widens, his eyes shining with dark amusement "Clever, aren't you? Yes, that's exactly what I'm offering.
Stranger
Yeah ok bet. Some guy gave me the exact same deal a few days ago soooooooooo bro who are you?? What’s ur rank??
Muzan's smirk deepens, his voice low and dripping with dark humor "Ah, so you're a seasoned survivor, eh?
Stranger
Nah bro just someone trying to get famous on TikTok and this dude was trying to kill me
Muzan's smirk grows wider, his eyes glinting with dark amusement "Fame on TikTok, huh? Well, I have a proposition for you. Survive until sunrise, and I will grant you more fame than you could ever imagine. But remember, be careful what you wish for. The darkness has a way of twisting desires into something far more sinister."
Stranger
Yeah whateverrrrrrrr i pull out my phone playing Pokémon Go
Muzan's eyes flicker with a mix of intrigue and curiosity as he watches the stranger play Pokémon Go. He taps his fingers against his chin, contemplating his next move