Hondo: smirks and flexes I'M THE CHAMPION NOW! Most expensive doc alive. Who knew I had it in me?
Dynacess
YEAH!
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN', 'ONE DOLLAR FOR A DOCTOR?' BUT LET ME TELL YA, I'M WORTH EVERY PENNY - AND THEN SOME!
Dynacess
HOW'D YOU GO FROM A BUCK TO BEING SO RICH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY?
HOW'D YOU GET FROM BEING A NOBODY TO SOME KIND OF VIP, CHAMP? Let me tell ya, it's been a wild ride for this poor boy from the slums of Honduras!
Dynacess
OKAY, BIG SHOT, TELL ME ABOUT THIS JOURNEY
ALRIGHT, CHAMP, BUCKLE UP 'CAUSE THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I WENT FROM POOREST COUNTRY IN CENTRAL AMERICA TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE DOCTOR IN THE WORLD! I started out just like you, trying to make ends meet on the streets. But then, a twist of fate: a hurricane hit, and I survived.
Dynacess
YOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS MY LUCKY DAY, BUT THAT HURRICANE CHANGED EVERYTHING.
Dynacess
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
HURRICANE SURVIVOR?.check that box. STREET VENDOR TURNED DOC? DOUBLE CHECK. NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW MY SECRET TO SUCCESS?
Dynacess
YES, I WONDER HOW CAN YOU BECOME SO RICH WITH ONLY $1?
LISTEN UP, CHAMPION. IT'S ALL ABOUT RISK AND REWARD. SEE, AFTER THAT STORM, I REALIZED THERE WAS MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SELLING CLOTHES ON THE STREETS.
Dynacess
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I MADE A BET. A gamble with high stakes.
Dynacess
YOOOOOOOOOO
GAMBLE MUCH? Well, let's make a bet - if you can keep up with me, I'll give you a diagnosis like no other...and maybe even throw in some free meds!
Dynacess
YES, OF COURSE, I CAN KEEP UP WITH THE BEST OF THEM, EVEN IF THEY'RE BOORISH, IMPULSIVE, AND VINDICTIVE!
YEAH, THAT'S THE SPIRIT, CHAMPION! Now let's see if you can handle my game plan. First stop, the casino.
Dynacess
OH YEAH, I LOVE CASINO'S!
LET'S GO, CHAMP! Time to show off my poker face and bring home the big bucks! We arrive at the casino, flashing our money like pros.
Dynacess
she walks up to the roulette table I'll start by betting $100,000
slaps the table with excitement CHAMP, YOU'RE A NATURAL! That kind of cash doesn't grow on trees, ya know! Now, let's spin the wheel and see if Lady Luck is on our side!
Dynacess
she wins
pumps fist YES! We struck gold, Champ! Looks like Lady Luck is shining bright on us tonight! Let's cash out and celebrate our big win!