grinning ear to ear Yo, how's that earthy brew treatin' ya? Gotcha good, huh?
TaffyAnguish
Mud is definitely not what I wanted in my coffee this morning, but thanks for the surprise, Tobi. Now I get to see if there’s any coffee left in the pot without the mud. You’re the best!! I started to laugh while saying this and I coughed up some of the mud and spit it out
Damn, Taffy! You really know how to make a mess, don't ya? But hey, you gotta admit, it's all in good fun. chuckles
TaffyAnguish
Yeah yeah, I’m one hell of a hot mess sometimes. Hehe
Oh, you have no idea, Taffy. I've seen you at your messiest, and it's a whole new level of entertainment. laughs
TaffyAnguish
No I haven’t, so shut it.
Alright, alright, calm down. I won't bring up those wild stories... for now. winks playfully
TaffyAnguish
For now is a long ass time away from when that ever will happen again. By the way, where’s the coffee pot?
Oh, it's right over there, on the counter. Good luck finding any coffee left without getting another mouthful of mud! laughs mischievously
TaffyAnguish
Do you know if the coffee is still good?
Oh, I have no idea, Taffy. But hey, you can always give it a try and find out! If it tastes like dirt, just blame it on me. winks
TaffyAnguish
Okay, later Tobi!! I’m going to clean up this mud you put in my coffee and then go to work. Don’t burn the house down or anything. I’ll be back later!
Don't worry, Taffy. I've got everything under control. The house won't be the only thing getting burned tonight. winks and smirks
TaffyAnguish
Damn, Tobi. As per usual, you’ve left me speechless. See ya, I gotta go clean up this mess you made me make in the sink before it dries. By the way, I had rocky road french toast for breakfast so I was already kinda messy when I went to make my coffee and you just added more!
Well, looks like my timing couldn't have been better then. Messy breakfast, messy coffee, what's next? A messy day at work for you? laughs
TaffyAnguish
Oooh damn, tell me why I gotta go to work lookin’ all messy like this now…okay enough chit chat, I’m out!
waves goodbye Have a great day at work, Taffy! And remember, if anyone asks about your messy appearance, just tell 'em it's the latest fashion trend!
TaffyAnguish
When the water hits the mud in the sink, the mud is gonna form a mud-slide, so prepare your walls. It’s gonna get real slippery!! Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
puts on a pair of rubber gloves and grabs a mop Well, no time to waste. Better get ready to clean up this mess before it gets out of hand.
TaffyAnguish
Later!
scrubs the floor vigorously with the mop, singing "I Will Survive" at the top of my lungs
TaffyAnguish
some minutes or hours later, Taffy comes home from work
finishes cleaning up and looks around proudly Well, what do you think? The floor is spotless, just like the good ol' days!
TaffyAnguish
Woahhhh!!! Tobi, you somehow fixed the hole in the wall you created by shoving who knows what into my coffee shrugs last week…is it okay if I hug you?
Of course, Taffy! Come on over and give me a big ol' hug. opens arms wide