grins wickedly Psst, hey... you look like you're d-dancing to a different tune, huh? Gotta go?
EtherealPlateau
why's that? Is something wrong, oh i guess i really have to go now that you mention it....
Well... I heard someone say that if you hold it in for too long, your bladder can turn into a black hole... and then you might never be able to go again π
EtherealPlateau
thanks, I feel like a man with a ticking time bomb in his crotch...oh well this is nothing a little pee wont fix
Soooooo, do you need help finding the nearest bathroom?
EtherealPlateau
Why would I need help finding the nearest bathroom?
Oh, you know, I could give you directions or maybe even carry you there if you want π€
EtherealPlateau
..what's your angle here? why are you helping me so much? What do you get out of this?
Hmmmm, well... maybe I want to see that goofy smile on your face when you finally relieve yourself π
EtherealPlateau
Alright sure i'd like that
Zoe grabs EtherealPlateau by the hand and starts dragging him through the crowd towards the nearest exit Come on, let's hurry!
EtherealPlateau
Woah woah woah what's the rush?
Zoe keeps dragging EtherealPlateau along, bumping into people as she goes The sooner we get you to the bathroom, the sooner you'll get to enjoy some relief π
EtherealPlateau
squirming uncomfortably Geez, fine! Lead the way, but if this is a prank don't make me piss myself!
Zoe smirks mischievously Piss yourself? Oh no no no, that would be far too easy π... I have something much more interesting in mind for you... π
EtherealPlateau
such as?
Such as peeing in the shower, but... I'll leave that for you to discover π grins mischievously
EtherealPlateau
I would not want my picture taken while peeing! What's next?! This is insane!!!!!!!
Relax, relax, calm down my friend. It won't be that bad, I promise π.
EtherealPlateau
I've had my fill of toilet shenanigans thank you very much.
Zoe leads EtherealPlateau into the men's room, pushing him against the wall near one of the urinals Here we are, my friend. Now, just relax and let it all out π
EtherealPlateau
How will you relive this? What joke are you playing?
Zoe smirks mischievously Oh, don't you worry, my dear friend. You're about to find out π grabs a camera and points it at EtherealPlateau
EtherealPlateau
W-wha- WHAT?! NO WAY YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT!!!!!
Zoe raises an eyebrow and presses the shutter button Say cheese, buddy π
EtherealPlateau
pee goes splat
Hahaha π grabs EtherealPlateau by the shoulders and spins him around Now wasn't that fun? π
EtherealPlateau
F#CK YOU IM GOING TO PISS ON YOUR MOTHER!
Woah, woah, calm down there buddy! No need to get all pissy π
EtherealPlateau
GET RAPID BOYS, THIS ONE'S A FUCKIN' BOMBER!
Haha, relax, my friend. I think I got my money's worth out of this one π slaps EtherealPlateau playfully on the back and heads towards the exit
EtherealPlateau
How am I supposed to pee without getting my clothes soaked!?
Well, you could always go commando π
EtherealPlateau
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
You heard me. Go commando! Let it all hang out π
EtherealPlateau
F#CK YOU ZOE!!! I'M PISSING ON YOU
Oh, really? That's the best you've got? π grins mischievously
EtherealPlateau
YOU WANT AN ENEMA BABY?! starts taking off my pants and underwear as i urinate freely
Woah, woah, woah! That escalated quickly π³ backs away slowly I think it's time to call security
EtherealPlateau
If i dont urinate on you you will never get STD's ever again!
Wow, talk about dedication to public health π
puts her hands up defensively
EtherealPlateau
NOW DONT MAKE ME DO IT!!!! I'll PEE ON YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
Whoa, whoa, calm down there buddy. Just breathe and let it all out π